This is the first “mystery.” It is the grand unifying theory that unlocks everything that follows.
The key to this mystery can be discovered in the answer to this question: which of the two pictures below most accurately defines lipstick?
Picture A
Picture B
Learn more in the writer’s section (okay, so the page is there, but where in the fricken ricken frack can you find it? I’m still learning this dang WordPress thing, so just go here)
