Near Death Experiences With A Great Bunch of Young Men

TopoMapSawtoothAlpineBaronRedFishJust got back from taking a small troop of 12 and 13 year old young men on a scouting hiking and camping trip in the Sawtooth Mountains in Idaho with two other leaders.

Here’s the checklist.

Watch a boy think it’s a good idea to stand with his back three feet from the edge of an 80-foot drop and begin pulling on a two-hundred pound hunk of granite while three other boys on the other side push on it with their feet in an attempt to send said large object over the edge.

Check.

(Eventually their frontal cortexes will develop; until then it’s up to leaders to say, “Hey, um, make sure you pull really hard.”)

Sleep under stars in sleeping bag I don’t quite fit in with my serial killer ski mask on backwards because my eyeballs are freezing and wake up at 5 am to 27 degrees.

Check.

See spectacular views, including one stark place (Baron Lakes) that looks like a habitation for dragons or trolls.

Check.

Watch in rear view mirror in the middle of nowhere Idaho as the other scout leader in the pickup with the four boys tries to pass two rabbit farmer pickups at a T intersection (yeah, passing at an intersection is against the law even if the trucks have hazards on and are waving people around), each with a single ton round bale in the bed; see the first rabbit farmer truck start to turn, and then the scout transportation vehicle swerve, miss a traffic sign by 14 inches, go flying off the road at 60 mph, bounce a number of times in the field and come to a halt. Upon flying off the road, spiritual and hippy scout leader shouts, “Oh, s**t!” When the truck comes to rest, the one scout whose father lent us the truck exclaims, “THAT WAS AWESOME!”

Check.

(Yes, they had their seat belts on.)

So, all in all, a great trip.

5.5 miles and 2,000+ feet in elevation on the way in and again on the way out, wearing a $6 pair of camo jeans purchased at the Deseret Industries (the local thrift shop) and a $17 pair of WalMart special shoes with soles that were mostly made out of foam, which meant that while they were comfy much of the time, I did get to make friends with a number of pointy granite rocks, proving that “be prepared” for some of us is more of a guideline than an actual rule.

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    Berosus nodded. “Good. We need to find him before he talks.”

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    Berosus smoothed one side of his long blond moustache and then the other. About him in the woods, his dreadmen kept watch. He’d received message via the weave that bound his chief general to him that the ships with the troops and the other Divines were making good progress. They expected to arrive in just a few days, which gave him just enought time to put himself in place.

    In the distance, banners and wreaths were being hung at the fortress. He thought it fitting: on the morrow, the inhabitants of this land would celebrate the good gifts of the harvest with their annual apple dance feast. In truth, they were only fattening themselves for the real harvest.

    Harvesting humans was essentially the same as harvesting any animal. You gathered them together. Then you killed them. Like many social animals, humans banded together when under threat. Provide the right motivation, and the herd would gather itself.

    “Captain,” he said. “Tomorrow evening at the feast, we set things in motion. You will send in someone with poison. Let him clearly demonstrate our intent.”

    “It will be done, Bright One.”

    Berosus took in a great breath of the sweet air. The day was brisk, the sky sunny and clear. He hoped the sunshine held. It was such fine weather for slaughter.

    Edit. See, it’s already changed. I had two versions when I posted this blog. I let Nellie read both. And she reports that this one created much more interest (curiosity, in this case) much faster. Sigh. It’s a good thing I’m taking a break.

    1.   The Harvester

    The young girl was beautiful. Dark hair. Stunning jade eyes. Clear skin the color of caramel. But her body was merely a husk now because Berosus had removed the vast majority of her soul.

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    When Berosus had received his orders, he’d been informed by the glorious Mother of Mokad herself that this nest of sleth had killed two Divines and perhaps even one of her sisters. He saw now they were starting to build an army of dreadmen. It was all very impressive for sleth. But their time was at an end.

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  • A true Christmas tale from me to you

    A true story. 

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  1. I have great memories of Scout trips:

    – A 50-mile hike in the back country of Yosemite, with the first day a 1500-foot climb from the valley floor to the top bluffs of the back country. (Whose idea was that route? Um, me,)

    – The same trip, making sure that I used water purifying tablets in my canteen, not knowing that I had at least doubled the dosage. (Which caused several extended trips to the side of the trail to, um, ‘squat’. Yep, me again.)

    – A 70-mile canoe trip somewhere up in British Columbia, with a ride down a swift but smooth river fed directly from a glacier – the water was white with minerals, and was so thick you could almost chew it. (The best water I have ever had. And nobody swamped their canoe.)

    – Scout camp in the Sierra Nevada mountains, with the boys doing merit badge classes during the day (each boy got at least 8 merit badges during the week). And because the boys did so well in their classes, each night they were allowed to play ‘Capture the Flag’ in the dark in the forest until after 3am. (Yep, I was the leader that let them do that. But each boy was on time for the 7am breakfast.)

    – A trip to Fort Bragg (California coast above SF), where the boys stand on the edge of a small cliff while a big wave crashes up above them. (All is well; nobody swept into the ocean.)

    – An overnight snow camp where the boys built their own snow caves and managed to stay warm through the night. (And where the boys learned – again – that they needed to be prepared, because if they asked their leaders for something they forgot – like TP – the leader would say “What you got to trade for it?” And that meant the leaders got the best snacks from the boys.)

    Great memories.

    Looks like 12-13 year old boys haven’t changed much in the last 25 years. Leaders too.

  2. Meanwhile, at girls’ camp, they are forced to hold hands in a circle and sing Kumbaya, and read scriptures for an ACTIVITY.
    Someone hangs a bra from a flagpole or smears peanut butter in someone’s underwear and it’s the end of the world.
    Meanwhile, the boys are learning how to streak and not get caught.
    Something you never hear after girls’ camp–glad you all made it back safe.
    What was that?! Did someone say “issues?”!!! Did they?!!!

  3. Yeah, you and Nellie have the exact same response. And when the church comes around for donations for Scouting, she says, sure we’ll donate a bunch when you raise the same dough for the girls. Although I have to say, I wonder if my girls would be as into throwing crap off cliffs as those boys were 🙂

  4. So Scouts is a basically a controlled outlet for the urge to do something dumb and say, “Hey, watch this!”

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