Other Movies I Enjoyed: 2000 – 2009

Don’t have time to provide the logline and comments for each. But those with an * are movies I especially enjoyed.

2009

• Avatar: except for all the moments when I thought the characters were going to break out in Pocohantas songs–“haaave yooooou ever heard the wolf cryyyyyy to the bluuuuuue cooooorn mooooooon…”–I enjoyed it. When I came out I defintely wanted to be a blue dude.
• Julie & Julia: funny, although did they really need to show the “coarse” Julia?
• Monsters vs Aliens: I didn’t like the villain or the story, but BOB was hilarious and worth it.
• Star Trek: Best Star Trek movie. Second is Wrath of Khan.
• Up

2008

• Henry Poole is Here
• *Iron Man: Wow, I’ve wanted to fly since forever.  This movie was just cool.
• Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa: The penguins and King Julian.
• *Slumdog Millionaire (RU)
• Taken: great concept. Ending fell flat, but I love the concept
• The Dark Knight: first 30 minutes all I could say was “I want to be Batman, I want to be Batman.” The Joker was amazing. However, something didn’t work for me in this movie. I thought there was only one heroic moment (the convict on the boat). I didn’t feel Batman’s dilemma in the end. The end was poetic, but I didn’t feel the drama. It was still a fun ride.

2007

• The Bourne Ultimatum
• *The Jane Austen Book Club: this one should have been a runner up. I really liked this.

2006

• Cars: Mater
• *Casino Royale (RU)
• Firewall: a good Harrison Ford film, excellent villain and situation
• Happy Feet: I thought it was going to be dumb, but I really liked it. The characters were great.
• Invincible: the story of Vince Papale, a 30-year-old bartender from South Philadelphia who overcame long odds to play for the NFL’s Philadelphia Eagles in 1976.
• The Devil Wears Prada
• The Lake House
• The Pursuit of Happyness

2005

• Batman Begins
• Cinderella Man
• Coach Carter: Loved the story and Samuel Jackon’s character
• Hitch
• *Hoodwinked: really loved the humor
• Madagascar: Hate the lion and the story but the penguins and King Julian are hilarious. I laugh every time.
• Serenity
• *Sky High: fun with Kurt Russell and Bruce Campbell
• *Walk The Line (RU)

2004

• *Collateral: A cab driver finds himself the hostage of an engaging contract killer as he makes his rounds from hit to hit during one night in LA. He must find a way to save both himself and one last victim.
• Ella Enchanted: goofy, but a lot of fun to watch with my girls
• I, Robot
• *Miracle: I hate hockey, but I liked this
• Napoleon Dynamite: was in shock until Pedro shaved his head, then I couldn’t stop laughing.
• *Spiderman 2 (#5)
• The Bourne Supremacy
• *The Incredibles (#2)
• The Village: watched it with inlaws and it scared them for days–totally worth it

2003

• Elf: syrup
• Holes: we loved the book and the movie did it justice
• *Last Samurai (#7)
• *Luther (RU)
• *Matchstick Men (RU)
• *Open Range: best cowboy movie in a looong time–I just love Duvall
• *Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl (#9)
• *Return of the King (#1)
• Runaway Jury
• *Saints and Soldiers
• *Seabiscuit (RU)
• Secondhand Lions
• The Italian Job: Yes, I cheered for criminals

2002

• About a Boy
• Drumline
• *Ice Age (#3)
• Minority Report
• Reign of Fire: best dragon movie to come along in a long time
• Snow Dogs: goofy fun, enjoyable to watch with the kids
• *The Bourne Identity: really liked the suspense and action
• The Sum of All Fears
• *The Two Towers (#1)
• Treasure Planet: I didn’t think it could work, but it did. Enjoyed the relationship between Jim and Silver
• Two Week’s Notice: a good romance
• *We Were Soliders (#6)

2001

• *A Beautiful Mind (#10)
• Behind Enemy Lines
• Legally Blonde: you didn’t like Witherspoon? Come on, tell the truth.
• *Lord of the Rings (#1)
• Monsters Inc
• Oceans Eleven
• Recess: School’s Out: I loved watching these on Saturday morning with the kids. The movie was just as good.
• The Princess Diaries

2000

• 28 Days
• *Cast Away
• Chicken Run: “Mrs Tweedy, the chickens are revolting…”
• *Emperor’s New Groove (#4)
• *Gladiator (#8)
• *Miss Congeniality: this was excellent fun to watch with the wife
• O Brother, Where Art Thou?: loved the soundtrack, characters, and story. Hated the abundant profanity
• Space Cowboys
• The Perfect Storm
• The  Kid: Bruce Willis and the kid are great
• *Unbreakable: really liked this one, great superhero movie
• X-Men: didn’t like it as much as others, but it rocks for pure super-hero power

I was bummed after seeing Clash of the Titans because the movie just didn’t work for me (although Medusa was cool). It was a total thumbs down. After expressing my disappointment, my wife said it seemed I never liked any movie we saw in a theater. To defend myself against this heinous accusation I shall list all my favorite movies of the last decade.  My only question is: where are all the love stories? I haven’t seen a great love story since Sabrina and Far and Away.

Of course, I haven’t had time to see all the movies made in the last ten years. So if you have some favorites not listed here, post them.

Top 10 Movies: 2000 – 2009

10. A Beautiful Mind (2001, PG-13)

John Forbes Nash, a mathematician, thinks he’s broken the code for a terrible Soviet conspiracy plot, but the real truth turns his world upside down. It’s full of mystery, suspense, and love.  Russell Crowe gives a brilliant performance as Nash. Furthermore, the film is based on the the true story of John Forbes Nash, Jr., a Nobel Laureate in Economics.

9. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003, PG-13)

Swashbuckling adventure, a curse, and lots of humor. Probably the best pirate movie ever made. The next two movies fell flat for me, but this one was simply amazing.

8. Gladiator (2000, R)

Another Russell Crowe film. A corrupt prince betrays a Roman general and murders his family. They general is captured and made a slave to fight as a Gladiator. I was so drawn into the story that at one point in the movie theater I had to restrain myself from shouting out at a suspenseful moment.

7. The Last Samurai (2003, R)

Nathan Algren, a former US soldier in America’s west, drowns his regrets in alcohol. He becomes a military advisor in Japan, but is captured by the enemy. He learns from the enemy samurai, but does he become a new, better man? This one has Tom Cruise in it. I enjoyed it immensely.

6. We Were Soldiers (2002, R)

From the IMDB: “In a place soon to be known as The Valley of Death, in a small clearing called landing zone X-Ray, Lt. Colonel Hal Moore and 400 young fathers, husbands, brothers, and sons, all troopers from an elite American combat division, were surrounded by 2,000 North Vietnamese soldiers. The ensuing battle was one of the most savage in U.S. history. We Were Soldiers Once And Young is a tribute to the nobility of those men under fire, their common acts of uncommon valor, and their loyalty to and love for one another. The story of the first major battle of the American phase of the Vietnam War and the soldiers on both sides that fought it.” This is an incredible story. Mel Gibson and the others give an outstanding performance. I wept at their courage.

5. Spiderman-2 (2004, PG-13)

The first Spiderman stank. Sorry. It stank because the villain was too cartoonish. The third one stank as well. This one, however, oh baby. Peter Parker’s personal life is falling apart, he’s losing the one thing in life that would make him happy (yes, a girl). Furthermore, he begins to lose his powers just as he has to battle a brilliant scientist named Doctor Otto Octavius, who becomes Doctor Octopus (aka Doc Ock), after an accident causes him to bond psychically with mechanical tentacles that do his bidding. Loved this. Drama, gosh wow super-heroism, and a heart.

4. Ice Age (2002, G)

Another hilarious animated tale with heart. Set during the Ice Age, a saber tooth tiger, a sloth, and a wooly mammoth find a lost human infant and try to return him to his tribe. Of course, the saber tooth tiger was sent to lead the others into a trap. Sid the sloth is one of the best characters to come along in a long time. You’ll love this show. Again, another show I can watch over and over again.

3. The Emperor’s New Groove (2000, G)

I saw the previews to this and thought D-U-M-B. But it is one of the best films ever. Animated. Hilarious. Emperor Kuzco’s ex-administrator Yzma wants to kill him and rule. She turns him into a llama instead, and her not too bright side-kick doesn’t quite finish him off. Now the selfish emperor is on the run and needs to regain his throne. But the only person who can help him is the guy whose home he’s going to bulldoze. But that doesn’t capture the half of it. The characters are wonderful. Me and the kids watch this three or four times a year and still don’t tire of it.

2. The Incredibles (2004, PG)

A family of undercover superheroes tries to live a normal suburban life but is forced into action to save the world. This is Pixar’s best film. Every one of these characters is interesting. The family dynamics are real and often hilarious. There’s suspense, drama, and gosh-wow. Imagine James Bond as a family man. I LOVE this movie.

1. The Lord of the Rings trilogy: Lord of the Rings (2001, PG-13), The Two Towers (2002, PG-13), The Return of the King (2003, PG-13)

For those readers who aren’t familiar with this, J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings is one of the most popular series written in the last 50 years. His three books spawned a whole new genre. It is, in fact, the genre I currently write in. Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh did an amazing job bringing the beloved epic fantasy to the screen. There’s heroism, suspense, and wonder galore. These movies transport you to another world, immerse you in it, and leave you wanting more.

Runners Up

Casino Royale (2006, PG-13)

I gave up on James Bond years ago. This is Bond like you’ve never seen him. Loved this. The next Bond, The Quantum of Solace, fell totally on its face. But Casino Royale is the real deal–action, spy, and poignant love story all wrapped up in one.

Luther (2003, PG-13)

The story of the early 16th century German monk Martin Luther who, sick of Church materialism, begins the Protestant Reformation. I knew very little about Luther. This movie was an eye-opener.

Matchstick Men (2003, PG-13)

Nicolas Cage is a phobic con man who learns he has a teenage daughter. He plans another con, but things start to fall apart. In the end, well, let’s just say it was a heart-breaking, then absolutely satisfying.

Seabiscuit (2003, PG-13)

Based on the true story of the undersized Depression-era racehorse whose victories lifted the spirits of the nation. This story is full of heartbreak and redemption. About not giving up on broken things. Loved it.

Slumdog Millionaire (2008, R)

A Mumbai teen who grew up in the slums, becomes a contestant on the Indian version of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” He is arrested under suspicion of cheating, and while being interrogated, events from his life history are shown which explain why he knows the answers.

Walk the Line (2005, PG-13)

This tells the story of country music legend Johnny Cash. It starts from his early days on an Arkansas cotton farm to his rise to fame with Sun Records in Memphis. It shows how he fell to drugs, and how he climbed back out again. Marvelous performances and story.

A Better Way to Rate Movies

Life is too short to waste it on movies that offend instead of uplift.

I have found over the years that the MPAA movie ratings are lousy at helping me avoid dreck. They’re okay as a rough guide, but they don’t give me enough information to make a good choice. Furthermore, the MPAA often rates a movie mature for elements I don’t find offensive and not for others I do. Luckily, there are other places that rate movies. The one that I’ve found most helpful is KidsInMind.com.

The folks there give movies separate ratings on three things: sex/nudity, violence/gore, and profanity. But they don’t just present some mysterious number. They also list exactly what’s in the movie. What this does is give you the information you need to make a wise decision. By looking at movies that made me uncomfortable in each of those three areas and comparing scores, I soon pegged my acceptable KidsInMind levels.

KidsInMind doesn’t tell me anything about the quality of the story or movie-making. But I can look at other reviews for that kind of stuff. What it does well is help me avoid movies with content I know I will find objectionable. Of course, I still look at the MPAA rating, but before I go see a movie or order it on Netflix, I check the KidsInMind ratings. It’s not perfect, but in almost every case it works like a charm. The only downside to the site is its five gazillion popup ads. But it’s a small price to pay for good information.