Schoolhouse Rock – Fireworks!

I love, LOVE, a number of the old Schoolhouse Rock videos.  My most favorite for the 4th is “Fireworks”.  My family and I have been singing this all weekend. We’ve even got the backup down (grin). Hooray for the signers and all their colonist supporters! Hooray for America!!

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  • Short Reviews: Icefall, Gravity, 42, Z, and Lynda.com

    The last few weeks I’ve been burning the candles at both ends with publication tasks. So no time for long reviews, but I still wanted to share.

    Icefall by Matthew KirbyIcefall by Matthew Kirby

    Wow. I loved this book. LOVED IT! It’s Norse historical fiction. A war is coming, and the king sends his children away to a remote fjord steading to keep them safe. He also sends a number of trusted warriors, a company of beserkers, a cook, a thrall, and a skald. But the fjord isn’t remote enough.

    It’s a fine tale full suspense, wisdom, surprise, and two lovely character arcs. It’s told from the point-of-view of Solveig, the king’s plain daughter. And her voice and the details Kirby includes totally transported me to their world. A wonderful tale, wonderfully told.

    Gravity

    I don’t know if I like 3D very much, but Bullock and Clooney do a marvelous job. Do you remember Tom Hanks in the excellent Castaway where he’s marooned on a tiny island? This is Bullock’s Castaway, except the physics of space are deadly. A great film.

    42

    This film is about Jackie Robinson, the first Black man to play in the White leagues of American baseball, and recounts his first year. It stars Harrison Ford as the owner of the Brooklyn Dodgers, the guy who is determined to bring Blacks into the game he loves, as well as Chadwick Boseman who is new to me. I watched this with the whole family, and we were all enthralled. What a great story.

    World War Z

    I not a big zombie fan. So for me to recommend this means it had to be good. It was good. A delicious thriller with plenty of scare. I really liked the thriller feel to this. My wife and two youngest daughters sat on the couch holding each other’s hands. I sat in my La-Z-Boy throne heart pumping with the action.

    Lynda.com

    As I mentioned above, I’ve been working hard trying to get my books out the door. (Please, boys, just get out! It’s time for you to make your way in the world!) I’m using Adobe InDesign to format them for Kindle and EPUB, but I barely know the program. That caused some big problems. But then I subscribed to Lynda.com–a training website. I can’t tell you how happy I am that I did.

    For $25 per month (and you can just subscribe for one month), you get access to hundreds of high-quality online classes recorded by experts. Each class is usually a few hours long, made up of videos that are usually each shorter than ten minutes. The site allows you to create playlists of various courses you want to take, makes recommendations, and lets you know which videos in a class you’ve watched. It also includes a verbatim transcript so you search for the part of the video that’s interesting to you.

    The workhorse I’ve been using is “InDesign CS6 to EPUB, Kindle, and iPad” by Anne-Marie Concepcion. It’s 7.5 hours long.  I’ve also been referring to parts of “InDesign CC Essential Training” by David Blatner and “Creating Long Documents with InDesign” by Mike Rankin. And I have 16 other courses in my playlist that I can’t wait to get to like “Designing a Book Cover” by Nigel French and others on graphic design, typography, and logos.

    If you need training on some software product, go out to Lynda.com and see if they have a course for you.

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    This American Life: Superpowers

    What superpower would you rather have–flight or invisibility? What do others choose? Why? What does it say about you?

    Want to hear about a gal named Zora who, as a teen, made a list of everything that a superhero would have to know how to do, things like flying helicopters and diffusing bombs, and then set out to do it. Zora finished her list, btw. She’s a bounty hunter now.

    You can hear this right now on  This American Life episode 178: Superpowers .

    It’s a fabulous hour-long program.

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  • Top 200 YA Novels of 2010

    USA Today just published their list of the top 100 bestsellers of 2010. Publishers Weekly  and other places will soon follow. But sales don’t always capture the full picture. Some books may be purchased once and read once. Others are passed around until they’re ragged. Furthermore, many books sell well over a number of years but don’t get the volume in any week or year to put them on the list. That’s why I like to also look at circulation numbers. And I just happen to have the YA circulation numbers for the Logan, Utah library (thank you Super Librarian Melanie), which serves the 115,000 folks of Cache County, 50,000 of which are in Logan itself. Not a bad population size to get an idea of what’s being read.

    Of course, I know each area in the country will have a slightly (or hugely) different list, which makes sense because tastes differ from region to region (for example, I’m betting Chris Heimerdinger isn’t really big in, say, Alabama), but also because collections differ as well. For example, I was surprised Dan Wells didn’t show up with I Am Not A Serial Killer, but the Logan library doesn’t even have that book. So this method does have limitations. It would be nice to get a national breakdown. But until someone is able to cobble that together, this gives a good picture of what’s being read in this part of the world. Regardless of where you live, this should constitute a list of books that ought to be great reads for teens and adults.

    In 2010, 3,574 YA titles were checked out a total of 33,156 times (by adults and youth–whoever has a card). Books in the collection but not checked out didn’t make the list, of course. Here are the top 200 books. The Total column shows how many times the book was checked out. % shows what percent of the total circulation that represents. Rank is rank. I was very happy to see quite a few Utah authors (or former Utahans) on this list. Congrats to the following (# titles in top 200):

    • Shannon Hale (6)
    • Jessica Day George (6)
    • Stephenie Meyer (5)
    • Brandon Sanderson (3)
    • Mette Ivie Harrison (3)
    • Aprilynne Pike (2)
    • Lisa Mangum (2)
    • Chris Heimerdinger (2)
    • Jack Weyland (1)
    • James Dashner (1)

    BTW, here are the companion lists: Top 200 YA Authors of 2010 (showing total volume, not by book, but by author) and Top 200 YA Authors of 2010, Part 2 (showing the authors with the most readers per book)

    The List

    EDIT: 1/13/2011 11:42 AM. I just found out the first set of data I posted included more than checkouts: things like renewals, searches, bills, etc. So the numbers were wacked. This changed both the rankings and the numbers of books included by some of the authors. What you see now are the correct numbers for checkouts.

    EDIT: 1/14/2011 3:31 PM. Okay, one more edit. Silly us–we left off books shelved in the “New Book” category. These numbers are checked, double-checked, and rock solid.

    Title Total % Rank
    The hunger games / Suzanne Collins 374 1.13% 1
    Catching fire / Suzanne Collins 273 0.82% 2
    Mockingjay / Suzanne Collins 241 0.73% 3
    The lightning thief / Rick Riordan 197 0.59% 4
    The last Olympian / Rick Riordan 194 0.59% 5
    The short second life of Bree Tanner : an Eclipse novella / Stephenie Meyer 181 0.55% 6
    Harry Potter and the deathly hallows / J. K. Rowling  160 0.48% 7
    Forest born / Shannon Hale 155 0.47% 8
    The red pyramid / Rick Riordan 143 0.43% 9
    The sea of monsters / Rick Riordan 139 0.42% 10
    Princess of glass / by Jessica Day George 113 0.34% 11
    The Titan’s curse / Rick Riordan 110 0.33% 12
    City of bones / Cassandra Clare 109 0.33% 13
    The book thief / by Markus Zusak 108 0.33% 14
    Brisingr / Christopher Paolini 101 0.30% 15
    The battle of the Labyrinth / Rick Riordan 99 0.30% 16
    Book of a thousand days / by Shannon Hale 96 0.29% 17
    New moon / Stephenie Meyer 94 0.28% 18
    Harry Potter and the half-blood prince / by J. K. Rowling 87 0.26% 19
    Breaking dawn / Stephenie Meyer 87 0.26% 20
    Tempted : a house of night novel / P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast 86 0.26% 21
    Eclipse / by Stephenie Meyer 86 0.26% 22
    Twilight / by Stephenie Meyer 81 0.24% 23
    Night world / L. J. Smith 81 0.24% 24
    River secrets / by Shannon Hale 79 0.24% 25
    City of ashes / Cassandra Clare 79 0.24% 26
    City of Glass / Cassandra Clare 78 0.24% 27
    Princess Academy / Shannon Hale 76 0.23% 28
    Uglies / Scott Westerfeld 69 0.21% 29
    Chosen : a house of night novel / P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast 69 0.21% 30
    Princess of the Midnight Ball / by Jessica Day George 68 0.21% 31
    The hourglass door : a novel / by Lisa Mangum 65 0.20% 32
    Pretties / Scott Westerfeld 63 0.19% 33
    Shiver / Maggie Stiefvater 62 0.19% 34
    The lost hero / Rick Riordan 62 0.19% 35
    Witch & wizard / James Patterson and Gabrielle Charbonnet 61 0.18% 36
    The dark Divine / Bree Despain 61 0.18% 37
    Untamed : a house of night novel / P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast 59 0.18% 38
    The golden spiral / Lisa Mangum 59 0.18% 39
    Enna burning / Shannon Hale 59 0.18% 40
    Fire / Kristin Cashore 58 0.17% 41
    Erak’s ransom / John Flanagan 58 0.17% 42
    Wings / Aprilynne Pike 57 0.17% 43
    Spirit bound / Richelle Mead 57 0.17% 44
    The siege of Macindaw / John Flanagan 57 0.17% 45
    Blood promise : a Vampire Academy novel / Richelle Mead 57 0.17% 46
    Syren / Angie Sage 56 0.17% 47
    Betrayed : a house of night novel / P. C. Cast and Kristin Cast 56 0.17% 48
    Specials / Scott Westerfield 54 0.16% 49
    The golden compass / by Philip Pullman  54 0.16% 50
    The awakening / Kelley Armstrong 54 0.16% 51
    Marked : a house of night novel/ P. C. Cast and Kristin Cast 53 0.16% 52
    Magyk / Angie Sage  53 0.16% 53
    Fang : a Maximum Ride novel / James Patterson 53 0.16% 54
    The burning bridge / John Flanagan 53 0.16% 55
    The ruins of Gorlan / John Flanagan 52 0.16% 56
    The goose girl / Shannon Hale 52 0.16% 57
    The alchemyst : the secrets of the immortal Nicholas Flamel / Michael Scott 52 0.16% 58
    The maze runner / James Dashner 51 0.15% 59
    Inkdeath / Cornelia Funke  51 0.15% 60
    Hush, hush / Becca Fitzpatrick 50 0.15% 61
    The Looking Glass Wars / by Frank Beddor 49 0.15% 62
    Burned : a house of night novel / P. C. Cast and Kristin Cast 49 0.15% 63
    What I saw and how I lied / Judy Blundell 48 0.14% 64
    Eragon / Christopher Paolini 48 0.14% 65
    The merchant of death / by D.J. MacHale 47 0.14% 66
    Graceling / Kristin Cashore 47 0.14% 67
    The necromancer / Michael Scott 46 0.14% 68
    Beauty sleep / Cameron Dokey 46 0.14% 69
    Artemis Fowl / Eoin Colfer 46 0.14% 70
    A great and terrible beauty / Libba Bray 45 0.14% 71
    The demigod files / Rick Riordan  45 0.14% 72
    The Van Alen legacy : a Blue Bloods novel / Melissa de la Cruz 44 0.13% 73
    Spells / Aprilynne Pike 44 0.13% 74
    The sorcerer of the north / John Flanagan 44 0.13% 75
    The battle for Skandia / John Flanagan 44 0.13% 76
    Artemis Fowl. The Atlantis complex / Eoin Colfer  44 0.13% 77
    Theodore Boone : kid lawyer / John Grisham  43 0.13% 78
    Evermore / Alyson Noèel 43 0.13% 79
    Clockwork angel / Cassandra Clare 43 0.13% 80
    Physik / Angie Sage  42 0.13% 81
    Eldest / by Christopher Paolini 42 0.13% 82
    Captivate / Carrie Jones 42 0.13% 83
    Twice upon a Marigold / Jean Ferris 41 0.12% 84
    The Shadow Project / by Herbie Brennan 41 0.12% 85
    The reckoning / Kelley Armstrong 41 0.12% 86
    The kings of Clonmel / John Flanagan 41 0.12% 87
    Gone / by Lisa McMann 41 0.12% 88
    Fallen / Lauren Kate 41 0.12% 89
    Don’t judge a girl by her cover / Ally Carter 41 0.12% 90
    Tennis shoes among the Nephites / Chris Heimerdinger 40 0.12% 91
    The princess and the hound / Mette Ivie Harrison 40 0.12% 92
    Heist society / Ally Carter 40 0.12% 93
    Golden / Cameron Dokey 40 0.12% 94
    Dragon spear / by Jessica Day George 40 0.12% 95
    Dragon flight / Jessica Day George 40 0.12% 96
    Queste / Angie Sage  39 0.12% 97
    Need / Carrie Jones 39 0.12% 98
    Messenger / Lois Lowry 39 0.12% 99
    Bloodhound / Tamora Pierce 39 0.12% 100
    Wild orchid : a retelling of “The ballad of Mulan” / by Cameron Dokey 38 0.11% 101
    The chronicles of Vladimir Tod : eleventh grade burns / Heather Brewer 38 0.11% 102
    Terrier / Tamora Pierce 38 0.11% 103
    Revenge of the witch / Joseph Delaney 38 0.11% 104
    Inkheart / Cornelia Funk 38 0.11% 105
    Howl’s moving castle / Diana Wynne Jones 38 0.11% 106
    The diamond secret / by Suzanne Weyn 38 0.11% 107
    Darklight : a novel / Lesley Livingston 38 0.11% 108
    Pretty little liars / Sara Shepard 37 0.11% 109
    Just Ella / Margaret Peterson Haddix 37 0.11% 110
    The icebound land  / John Flanagan 37 0.11% 111
    Harry Potter and the goblet of fire / by J.K. Rowling 37 0.11% 112
    Dreamhunter / Elizabeth Knox 37 0.11% 113
    Destiny’s path / Frewin Jones 37 0.11% 114
    Crocodile tears / Anthony Horowitz 37 0.11% 115
    The body finder / by Kimberly Derting 37 0.11% 116
    Violet eyes : a retelling of “The princess and the pea” / Debbie Viguie 36 0.11% 117
    They never came back / Caroline B. Cooney 36 0.11% 118
    The summoning / Kelley Armstrong 36 0.11% 119
    The soldiers of Halla / D.J. MacHale 36 0.11% 120
    Shadowland / Alyson Noèel 36 0.11% 121
    The princess and the snowbird / Mette Ivie Harrison 36 0.11% 122
    The magician / Michael Scott 36 0.11% 123
    The luxe / Anna Godbersen 36 0.11% 124
    Gathering blue / Lois Lowry 36 0.11% 125
    Blue moon : the Immortals / Alyson Noèel 36 0.11% 126
    Sun and moon, ice and snow / Jessica Day George 35 0.11% 127
    The princess and the bear / Mette Ivie Harrison 35 0.11% 128
    Once upon a Marigold / Jean Ferris 35 0.11% 129
    The lost city of Faar / D.J. MacHale 35 0.11% 130
    Lord Sunday / Garth Nix 35 0.11% 131
    Linger / Maggie Stiefvater 35 0.11% 132
    The Forest of Hands and Teeth / Carrie Ryan 35 0.11% 133
    Extras / Scott Westerfeld 35 0.11% 134
    Betraying season / Marissa Doyle 35 0.11% 135
    Thirteen reasons why : a novel / by Jay Asher 34 0.10% 136
    Squire / by Tamora Pierce 34 0.10% 137
    Midnight pearls : a retelling of  “The little mermaid” / Debbie Viguie 34 0.10% 138
    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix / by J.K. Rowling 34 0.10% 139
    Ever / Gail Carson Levine 34 0.10% 140
    The dead-tossed waves / Carrie Ryan 34 0.10% 141
    Clash of the demons / by Joseph Delaney 34 0.10% 142
    Cameron Meets Madison./ Jack Weyland 34 0.10% 143
    Belle : a retelling of “Beauty and the beast” / by Cameron Dokey 34 0.10% 144
    Before midnight : a retelling of “Cinderella” / by Cameron Dokey 34 0.10% 145
    Beastly / Alex Flinn 34 0.10% 146
    Artemis Fowl : the Arctic incident / Eoin Colfer 34 0.10% 147
    The Amaranth enchantment / Julie Berry 34 0.10% 148
    Alcatraz versus the Knights of Crystallia / by Brandon Sanderson 34 0.10% 149
    Alanna the first adventure / by Tamora Pierce 34 0.10% 150
    Splendor : a Luxe novel / Anna Godbersen 33 0.10% 151
    Shadow kiss : a Vampire Academy novel/ by Richelle Mead 33 0.10% 152
    Seeing Redd / by Frank Beddor 33 0.10% 153
    Claim to fame / Margaret Peterson Haddix 33 0.10% 154
    Beautiful creatures / by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl 33 0.10% 155
    White cat / Holly Black 32 0.10% 156
    The sweet far thing / Libba Bray 32 0.10% 157
    Radiant shadows / Melissa Marr 32 0.10% 158
    Incarceron / by Catherine Fisher 32 0.10% 159
    Gadiantons and the silver sword / by Chris Heimerdinger 32 0.10% 160
    Dragon slippers / Jessica Day George 32 0.10% 161
    A coven of witches / by Joseph Delaney  32 0.10% 162
    Being Nikki : an airhead novel / Meg Cabot 32 0.10% 163
    Artemis Fowl. The time paradox / Eoin Colfer 32 0.10% 164
    The woman who rides like a man / by Tamora Pierce 31 0.09% 165
    Winter’s child / Cameron Dokey 31 0.09% 166
    The sorceress / Michael Scott 31 0.09% 167
    Rules of attraction / Simone Elkeles 31 0.09% 168
    Radiant darkness / Emily Whitman 31 0.09% 169
    Once a witch / by Carolyn MacCullough 31 0.09% 170
    A kiss in time / Alex Flinn 31 0.09% 171
    Heroes of the valley / Jonathan Stroud 31 0.09% 172
    First test / Tamora Pierce 31 0.09% 173
    The crimson thread : a retelling of “Rumpelstiltskin” / by Suzanne Weyn 31 0.09% 174
    Blue bloods / Melissa de la Cruz 31 0.09% 175
    Before i fall / Lauren Oliver 31 0.09% 176
    Alcatraz versus the Scrivener’s Bones / by Brandon Sanderson 31 0.09% 177
    The warrior heir / Cinda Williams Chima 30 0.09% 178
    Vampire rising / Jason Henderson 30 0.09% 179
    Rebel angels / Libba Bray 30 0.09% 180
    Princess Ben / Catherine Murdock 30 0.09% 181
    The never war / D.J. MacHale 30 0.09% 182
    Max : a Maximum Ride novel / James Patterson 30 0.09% 183
    In the hand of the goddess / by Tamora Pierce 30 0.09% 184
    Flyte / Angie Sage 30 0.09% 185
    Faerie wars / by Herbie Brennan 30 0.09% 186
    Dreamquake : book two of the Dreamhunter duet / Elizabeth Knox 30 0.09% 187
    Cross my heart and hope to spy / Ally Carter 30 0.09% 188
    Cirque du freak : a living nightmare / by Darren Shan 30 0.09% 189
    Birthmarked / Caragh M. O’Brien 30 0.09% 190
    Artemis Fowl : the eternity code / Eoin Colfer 30 0.09% 191
    Alcatraz  versus the evil Librarians / by Brandon Sanderson 30 0.09% 192
    Wicked lovely / Melissa Marr 29 0.09% 193
    Water song : a retelling of “The frog prince” / by Suzanne Weyn 29 0.09% 194
    Wake / Lisa McMann 29 0.09% 195
    Violet wings / Victoria Hanley 29 0.09% 196
    Strange angels / Lili St. Crow 29 0.09% 197
    Princess for hire / Lindsey Leavitt 29 0.09% 198
    Maximum Ride : the final warning  / James Patterson 29 0.09% 199
    Maximum Ride : school’s out– forever / by James Patterson 29 0.09% 200
    Lament : the faerie queen’s deception / Maggie Stiefvater 29 0.09% 201
    Lady knight / Tamora Pierce 29 0.09% 202
    House of many ways / Diana Wynne Jones 29 0.09% 203
    Going bovine / Libba Bray 29 0.09% 204
    The enchanted quest / Frewin Jones 29 0.09% 205
    The dragon heir  / Cinda Williams Chima 29 0.09% 206
    Black water / D.J. MacHale 29 0.09% 207
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  • Good Stuff! Grandpa O’s Stories

    There are a boatload of characters that live in Rich County, Utah.

    One of them is Gary Ogilvie.

    If you were to see him at church or waiting in line for a raspberry shake at one of the fast food joints by Bear Lake, you’d just see a pleasant, mild-mannered gentleman.

    But Gary has quite the past.

    He’s been a police officer down on the Wasatch Front, a sheriff in Rich County, a Utah highway patrol officer, an internal affairs investigator for the Utah Department of Corrections, and an adult probation and parole supervisor. And a miner and many other things.

    And, boy, does he have some stories.

    Most with him wearing the badge, but others when he wasn’t wearing the badge. For example, Gary was himself hauled in by the cops when he was a teen.

    Gary wrote many of his stories down in a journal, and I had the privilege of reading them one day a year or two ago. They were fabulous. Some were funny, some shocking, some poignant.

    The good news for you is that Gary has recorded a number of them on YouTube. He did this for his  grandkids, but you and I get to benefit.

    If you enjoy real life cop stories, many with a humorous twist, and good-humored narrators, then you’re going to love listening to Grandpa O’s Stories over on YouTube.

    In fact, I don’t think you’ll be able to listen to just one.

    My bet is you’ll want to hear the next and the next.

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  • Brown Family Christmas Fun — I Hope

    I like paintball.

    My wife and girls do not. Something about bruising and pain.

    We could get pantywaist nerf guns. We do have some PVC marshmellow shooters. But a man wants something with a bit more kick.

    I think I’ve found it. They’re called AirForce BlowGuns. Like PVC guns, you power them with your own breath. Unlike a lot of those guns, these seem to have some power.

    Watch the video here to see them in action: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/airforce-blowguns-toy-foam-dart-gun

    We just ordered six. I really, really hope this one funds.

    If you’re looking for some family fun on Christmas morning, maybe this is it.

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  • How to Get Rich: Spend

    No, really. It’s true. You just have to spend smartly. And in a special way.

    Over the course of your life, if you make what the average American does, more than a million dollars will flow through your hands.  And yet so many of us don’t feel rich.  That’s because money is like the Gingerbread Man.  Turn your back on it, and it’s out the door, rudely taunting everyone as it flies by.  And then it gets eaten by a fox. Such a waste.

    But it doesn’t have to be.

    Let me share with you THE best method I’ve found for managing my money.  It takes tons of anxiety out of spending and saving.  And, if you’re a Dave Ramsey fan, it is the one thing upon which everything else he teaches depends.  If you’re not a Ramsey fan, it doesn’t matter. After getting a job, this is the first thing you must do to get rich.

    Here’s the big secret. It has three parts:

    1)     Decide how much you’re going to spend on various things BEFORE you spend it

    2)     Make what you have left in each spending category EASY to track

    3)     Manage the things you can’t foresee

    To do the first two parts, you’re going to create a special kind of spending plan. We won’t use the term “budgeting” because “spending” is so much more fun, and because that’s what we’re going to do anyway. To understand how to do this, you need to watch three videos.

    Before you do, please know I earned a Masters degree in accounting.  I’ve used Quicken for more than twenty years.  Neither of those things has helped me manage my money like this simple method.  If you’re looking for a better way to manage your money, this is it.

    First, watch this video to get an overall idea of how this method works.

    Note: you can use actual envelopes and cash for everything if that makes you happy, but you really don’t need to.  The idea is to think of pre-allocating your monthly income to categories of expenses AND then having an easy way to track what’s left.

    Now, watch this bubba explain how he does it.

    But John, didn’t he say the same thing?

    Basically, but he has a fun accent. Besides, it’s good to see another example. And please note again: you don’t have to use actual envelopes and cash, although many swear by them.

    Finally, watch this one. No, it’s not just another repeat. There are some additional important ideas illustrated here.

    This video brings up the idea of why simply tracking an overall account balance isn’t very helpful. It also shows you WHY envelope categories are–they make it immediately apparent how much money you have to spend for a thing.  If you just use Quicken to track what you spent (looking in the past), you’ll run into troubles.  Let me tell you, I know this from experience. We use Quicken, and have for years, and plan use it for some time to come because it makes taxes and bank reconciliation a snap.  But Quicken only tracks what you spent.  Tracking, as important as it is, is not the key to success.  The key is pre-allocating BEFORE you spend.  And then tracking so you know what you have left in that category.  And making that tracking EASY.

    The final thing you have to do is manage the things you can’t foresee because things rarely go exactly to plan. Unexpected things ALWAYS come up. Your daughter will crash the car. Your husband will get appendicitis. You will forget that you had a $200 school sports expense.

    Okay, fine. Things happen. But how do you manage them if you can’t foresee them?

    If it’s really small, you simply adjust your plan. For example, if you need $30 more in food, you can transfer it from fuel if you have some extra there.

    You manage larger things by building up an emergency fund. Ramsey suggests starting with a $1,000 emergency fund and then trying to get two to three months of living expenses—about $10,000 to $15,000 for most people. Unexpected things WILL happen and cost your money. So build up some cushion to take care of them.

    Finally, you manage the really large things by getting proper insurance. This is what insurance is for. The types of insurance you need include (1) homeowner’s or renter’s, (2) auto, (3) medical, (4) long-term disability, (5) long-term care (for those 60 and older), and (6) life insurance. You may add true identity theft insurance as well.

    Okay, so that’s the overview.  If you want to try this, here’s how you do it.  It’s fairly easy. 

    STEP 1: get your head straight

    Resolve that you will NOT use credit for anything. You will not spend any money you don’t have.  You will not put another dime on a credit card, and this despite the fact that the plastic devil companies are begging you with offers almost every day to sign up for their cards. (Hum, I wonder how they afford all that junk mail.) If your monthly bills are greater than your income, then we have to fix that first.  But the new law of the land is zero new debt.

    Next, always remember to allocate your money to these categories first—shelter, food, adequate clothing, and adequate transportation.  This means if you have a crunch month, you would NOT pay credit card bills before food, even if you work for Visa.

    STEP 2: get your blank sheet & pencil

    Get out a piece of paper and pencil (not a pen) or open an Excel spreadsheet.  Whoa, that was an easy step.

    STEP 3: list your monthly income

    List your expected monthly income at the top from all sources.

    STEP 4: list your spending categories

    List your spending categories. You’re going to split them into two groups.

    The first group goes right below your income and includes all of your recurring monthly expense/spending categories. Not the amounts you spend. Just the categories. Things like mortgage, electricity, phone, groceries, dining, etc. Make sure you include some entertainment/fun money.

    The second group goes below your recurring monthly expenses and includes all of your major annual periodic expense/spending categories. Things like Christmas, vacation, clothing, kids back to school stuff, etc. And things you want to save for—a couch, iPhone, car, etc. Your emergency fund goes here as well.

    If you need help thinking up categories, use these Ramsey resources: Monthly cash flow plan forms and Monthly allocated spending plan form.

    STEP 5: Fund your categories

    Decide how much you will spend in each category this month.  You should have 0 dollars when you get to the bottom of the sheet.  Spend (allocate) every dime BEFORE you start the month.  You’re going to do this at the beginning of each month.  And you will probably have to adjust it a couple of times during the month.

    You will probably have categories that don’t get any money this month.

    You will also have categories that get money, but you won’t spend any of it this month.  These are your periodic expenses.  Your goal is to have the cash up front to pay for them, so you have to save for them.  Remember, you are NOT going to take on any new debt. 

    For example, if you’re saving up for Christmas, you allocate some money for that out of this month’s funds and TRANSFER it to savings.  Then it will be there when you need it.  You could draw the cash out and put it in an actual envelope, but you don’t have to.  Just as long as you keep a record of the total amount in savings and what it’s all supposed to be for, i.e. total savings in July = $1,000: $500 for back to school, $200 for Christmas, and $300 for my trip with kids to Six Flags in 2013.

    STEP 6: mark the “watch” categories

    Some of the categories you need to watch closely, and some you don’t. The ones you need to watch closely will be your “envelope watch” categories. 

    The categories you don’t need to watch as closely are those that are automatically taken out of your account each month.  And those you will write a check once a month for.  These things include mortgage, car payment, electricity, etc.  These are NOT categories you need to use actual envelopes for.  You can track it on paper or in the spreadsheet. Not much happens with these categories. 

    But there are other categories that you’re going to be spending throughout the month, and it’s easy to over spend if you don’t track them.  Groceries, dining, entertainment, gasoline, a specific vacation, etc. are all categories that you make multiple purchases with each month and are flexible/discretionary and need to be watched closely.  So while everything is tracked in a category/envelope on paper or on the computer, you’ll track these with either a real envelope and cash or a virtual one using that free software you saw in the third video or a piece of paper with a running category balance in your wallet.

    STEP 7: have fun and spend!

    Now go out and spend!

    Before spending, check your envelope.  Do you have enough money?  If you do, spend and be happy.  If not, save up for it or find a way to save money in another category and adjust so that you’re still spending the same total amount.  Never spend what you don’t have.

    If you feel you need something not planned for, well, you have to get it later OR transfer something out of another envelope.  I just make myself wait a day or three, and usually the urge to buy, Buy, BUY! goes away, and I see I don’t “need” it right now.  Or maybe a more affordable option presents itself.

    If the kids want something, and you feel guilty you can’t give it to them, just tell them what’s in the envelope/category, and tell them they can save for it or choose something else in that category that will fit with what you have left.

    If you’re tracking envelopes virtually or using the paper balance in your wallet, you MUST update your envelope AFTER every purchase so you don’t spend more than you have. If you find you just can’t seem to remember to do this, go to the cash method.

    That’s it! 

    Of course, that’s not quite it because even though it’s easy, if you haven’t done this before, it might take some adjustment.  Give yourself a month or three to get it down.  Because when you do, it WILL produce great results and peace. It’s doing that for us. 

    If you feel you need more info, I suggest you read Dave Ramsey’s Complete Guide to Money.  Here’s the first chapter to sample: Complete Guide To Money sample chapter.

    Happy spending.

    EDIT: here’s another video to watch: http://www.youneedabudget.com/.  Then read about the method: http://www.youneedabudget.com/method. This one highlights the idea that you need to make sure you realize that things will happen that you cannot foresee. No plan survives contact with the enemy.

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