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Good Stuff! The actual Christmas story

It’s interesting how many things we’ve added to the accounts we have in the Bible.

For example, nowhere does the Bible say that Mary rode a donkey. Mary might have walked. Or rode in a cart. Or gotten piggy back rides. We don’t know. We do know that there is no donkey mentioned in the record.

It also doesn’t say she had the child the night they arrived.

It only says she was “great with child” when they made the roughly 80-mile journey from Nazareth to Bethlehem. And that “while they were there” in Bethlehem “the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.”

So she had the baby sometime while they were there. That could have been during the first hour. But it could have also been a week or month later. We just don’t know.

It doesn’t mention anywhere the word stable.

Christ might have been born in a stable, or he might have been born in a cave, or inside the house, or out on the porch, or on the roof (lots of those places had flat roofs where they hung out). We just don’t know. What we do know is that he wasn’t born in a palace. And that they laid him in a manger because there wasn’t any room in the inn. An odd circumstance for a king.  

Notice as well that there weren’t multiple inns.

It just says “the inn.” And if you look up that word in the Greek, it’s translated as “guest chamber” in the other spots where it’s used in Luke. So they could have been talking about the one guest room in the house where they were staying. Either way, we don’t have anything that says there was a mean innkeeper who later regretted turning the couple away or that Joseph went door-to-door looking for a place.

We have no record in the account of three wisemen.

It just says “wisemen.” So there might have been two of them. Or twelve. We don’t know. And it appears they came sometime after Jesus had been born because they first saw the star of his birth in the east and only then set out to find him. They might have been coming from Persia, hundreds of miles away. Or they could have been living in Bethphage, a mile to the east of Jerusalem. Either way, they didn’t know they should travel to Bethlehem because it says they went and talked to Herod first, in Jerusalem, and asked “where is he that is born King of the Jews?”

The question freaked Herod out (if you’re the current king, you kind of want to know who else is claiming your throne), and so he gathered all the chief priests and scribes to discuss it, and those guys said the prophecies said it would be Bethlehem. And so Herod met with the wisemen again and told them to go there. And only then did they go down to Bethlehem. So it doesn’t appear the wisemen were there the night of the birth.  

There’s no record of camels hanging out with the baby either. Or sheep. Or goats. There’s not a lot there. But what is there is interesting.

Now, I want to go on record stating I have no problem speculating about the event and imagining what it might have been like. I love to do it. Good grief, I write fiction.

In fact, for many years I figured I needed to get in on the Christmas noun gig. You know what I mean. Every year we get heart-warming books about new Christmas nouns. We’ve had Christmas sweaters, Christmas jars, Christmas boxes, Christmas candles, Christmas carols. This year I see there’s one about Christmas fudge and other about a Christmas train. So I figured I’d do one. Mine would be about the Christmas rat. A little fellow who decided to snuggle up with the babe instead of giving him a nibble. One of these days I will get that hungry rat story written.  

In the meantime, while there’s a lot of good stuff we’ve added to make the event special, it’s also nice to know what the record actually does say. Whether you’re Christian or not, it’s helpful when dealing with others to know what was recorded about this event that is so significant to the largest religion in the world.

And so the last bit of good stuff I recommend this month are the two brief accounts we have. The first one is in Matthew 2:1-16 and tells the story of the wisemen. The other is in Luke 2:1-20 and features some shepherds.

Merry Christmas!

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    Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand is the finest book I’ve read in some time.

    It’s tells an engrossing and true World War 2 story about Louis Zamperini, who started out in life as a steal-and-run trouble-maker. He was a kid who’d try the patience of Job. His mother tried to reform him to no avail. His father administered spankings, but physical punishment seemed to have no effect. Louis was constantly in trouble with neighbors, school mates, cops, teachers, store owners.

    Louis’s older brother thought Louis would succeed if he were to just receive some positive attention. He thought track, a very popular sport at the time, was just the ticket. Louis loved his brother. In 9th grade he tried running, but the workouts chafed, and then one day he had an altercation with his parents. Louis figured the train would take him away from all his problems. So he ran away, hopped a boxcar, and very quickly learned the freedom of the rails wasn’t freedom at all. It sucked.

    When he returned home, defeated, he decided to submit to his brother’s plan. This time it was just what the doctor ordered. Louis ran like mad. He broke records. He got a scholarship to USC and broke more. Louis ran in the 1936 Olympic Games. He didn’t win, but he would the next time they came around. However, the world was in turmoil back then, and Germany and Japan had their own plans which changed Louis’s life forever. He became a bombardier in the Pacific theater.

    And that’s where I’m going to stop. The story that awaits you is truly amazing. And Hillenbrand brings it to life with surprising and powerful details. From start to last, I was enthralled. And towards the end, just when I thought the story was over, it took a turn that lifted it from being just another WW2 story with plenty of action to a tale that goes right to the heart of what it means to live. I wept, not for Louis’s pain, as awful as that was, but for something far more vital.

    When I first saw the book, its sepia-washed cover turned me away from the tale. But with so many folks talking about it, I thought I’d give the first pages a go. I was delighted, but didn’t make it a priority. Not long after that, my 10th grade nephew told me how much he enjoyed it, and that prompted me to go back (and I’m so glad I did). It’s not that this is a kid’s book or that my nephew has the maturity of an older man. He’s definitely got some reading chops, but it’s not about an advanced writing style either. What is enthralling old and young alike is Zamperini’s story and Hillebrand’s skills in telling it.

    How much do I like this book? I’m reading it again, slowly this time, so I can savor every word. Let me recommend you do yourself a favor. If you read one book this year, make it Unbroken.

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    And for you writers who are wanting insights on what makes characters interesting and sympathetic–there’s a little treasure trove here for you as well.

    Enjoy!

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  • Check out Dave Farland’s new cover

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  • Top 200 Juvenile Novels of 2010

    Two weeks ago I published the top 200 novels and authors of YA fiction. As I stated then, looking at bestselling novels only gives one view into what readers are enjoying. Looking at library circulation gives another view that complements sales. These rankings are based on the circulation (number of times the book was checked out) at the Logan Utah Libarary which serves a community of over 100,000 residents. 

    This week I present to you the top 200 Juvenile (these are mostly middle grade) novels of 2010. These are from the 5,377 different titles that were checked out. I can’t claim these lists show what’s most popular nationally. I’m confident the libraries in each region of the nation will have lists that vary a little or a lot from these. However, this does show what’s being read in this neck of the woods. Furthermore, all of these should be great reads for middle graders, teens, and adults.  

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    • Obert Skye (8)
    • Brandon Mull (6)
    • James Dashner (3)
    • J. Scott Savage (2)
    • Matthew Buckley (1)

    I’m surprise at just how much these folks dominate this list. They’re rock stars! If I’ve missed anyone, let me know. For the previous lists, see these links:

    And now, the top 200 Juvenile Novels of 2010.

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    Title Total % Rank
    Fablehaven book 5 : Keys to the Demon Prison / Brandon Mull* 319 0.98% 1
    Diary of a wimpy kid : dog days/  Jeff Kinney 261 0.80% 2
    Diary of a wimpy kid : Greg Heffley’s journal /  Jeff Kinney 239 0.74% 3
    Fablehaven / Brandon Mull* 236 0.73% 4
    Diary of a wimpy kid : Rodrick rules /  Jeff Kinney 235 0.72% 5
    Fablehaven Book 4 : Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary / Brandon Mull* 226 0.70% 6
    Diary of a wimpy kid : the last straw /  Jeff Kinney 217 0.67% 7
    Fablehaven Book 3 : Grip of the Shadow Plague / Brandon Mull* 215 0.66% 8
    Fablehaven Book 2 : Rise of the Evening Star / Brandon Mull*  152 0.47% 9
    The candy shop war / Brandon Mull* 139 0.43% 10
    Leven Thumps and the ruins of Alder / Obert Skye* 110 0.34% 11
    Leven Thumps and the gateway to Foo / Obert Skye* 110 0.34% 12
    Harry Potter and the sorcerer’s stone /  J.K. Rowling  90 0.28% 13
    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets /  J.K. Rowling  86 0.26% 14
    Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban /  J.K. Rowling 85 0.26% 15
    Fairest / Gail Carson Levine 78 0.24% 16
    Charlie Bone and the Red Knight / Jenny Nimmo 78 0.24% 17
    The journal of curious letters / James Dashner*  76 0.23% 18
    Pillage / Obert Skye* 74 0.23% 19
    Leven Thumps and the whispered secret / Obert Skye*  74 0.23% 20
    The hunt for dark infinity / James Dashner* 69 0.21% 21
    The Blade of Shattered Hope / James Dashner* 69 0.21% 22
    The 39 clues. Viper’s nest /  Peter Lerangis 68 0.21% 23
    The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe / C.S. Lewis  67 0.21% 24
    Diary of a wimpy kid : the ugly truth /  Jeff Kinney 67 0.21% 25
    The 39 clues. The maze of bones /  Rick Riordan 67 0.21% 26
    The bad beginning /  Lemony Snicket  66 0.20% 27
    The field guide / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 64 0.20% 28
    How to train your dragon by Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III / Cressida Cowell 62 0.19% 29
    The Society of Unrelenting Vigilance / Glenn Dakin  62 0.19% 30
    The tales of Beedle the Bard / J.K. Rowling 61 0.19% 31
    Dragon rider / Cornelia Funke 59 0.18% 32
    Midnight for Charlie Bone / Jenny Nimmo 59 0.18% 33
    Leven Thumps and the eyes of the Want / Obert Skye*  59 0.18% 34
    The 39 clues. One false note / Gordon Korman 58 0.18% 35
    The 39 clues. In too deep /  Jude Watson 58 0.18% 36
    Peter and the Sword of Mercy /  Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson  57 0.18% 37
    The 39 clues. The emperor’s code / Gordon Korman 56 0.17% 38
    The reptile room /  Lemony Snicket  55 0.17% 39
    The 39 clues. Storm warning / Linda Sue Park 55 0.17% 40
    Choke / Obert Skye* 55 0.17% 41
    Leven Thumps and the wrath of Ezra / Obert Skye* 54 0.17% 42
    The wide window /  Lemony Snicket  53 0.16% 43
    Gregor the Overlander / Suzanne Collins 53 0.16% 44
    The miserable mill /  Lemony Snicket  52 0.16% 45
    The 39 clues. The sword thief / Peter Lerangis 52 0.16% 46
    Peter & the Starcatchers /  Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson 51 0.16% 47
    The 39 clues. Beyond the grave / Jude Watson 51 0.16% 48
    The 39 clues. The black circle / Patrick Carman 51 0.16% 49
    Fantastic Mr. Fox / Roald Dahl  50 0.15% 50
    Into the wild / Erin Hunter 49 0.15% 51
    The city of Ember / Jeanne DuPrau 49 0.15% 52
    The seeing stone / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 49 0.15% 53
    The witches / Roald Dahl  48 0.15% 54
    The end /  Lemony Snicket  47 0.14% 55
    Charlie and the chocolate factory / Roald Dahl  46 0.14% 56
    Gregor and the prophecy of Bane / Suzanne Collins 46 0.14% 57
    Redwall / Brian Jacques  45 0.14% 58
    Land keep / J. Scott Savage* 45 0.14% 59
    Charlie Bone and the time twister / Jenny Nimmo 45 0.14% 60
    Professor Winsnicker’s book of proper etiquette for well-mannered sycophants / Obert Skye* 45 0.14% 61
    Found /  Sarah Prineas  45 0.14% 62
    The people of Sparks / Jeanne DuPrau 43 0.13% 63
    Beezus and Ramona / Beverly Cleary 42 0.13% 64
    The austere academy /  Lemony Snicket  42 0.13% 65
    39 clues. Into the gauntlet/  Margaret Peterson Haddix 42 0.13% 66
    Lucinda’s secret /  Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 42 0.13% 67
    Ramona’s world / Beverly Cleary  41 0.13% 68
    Midnight / Erin Hunter 41 0.13% 69
    Captain Underpants and the attack of the talking toilets / Dave Pilky 40 0.12% 70
    The penultimate peril /  Lemony Snicket  40 0.12% 71
    The nixie’s song / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 40 0.12% 72
    The magician’s nephew / C.S. Lewis  39 0.12% 73
    Fading echoes / Erin Hunter 39 0.12% 74
    Charlie Bone and the shadow / Jenny Nimmo 39 0.12% 75
    The capture /  Kathryn Lasky 39 0.12% 76
    The fairy-tale detectives / Michael Buckley 39 0.12% 77
    The inside story / Michael Buckley  39 0.12% 78
    Gregor and the curse of the warmbloods /  Suzanne Collins 39 0.12% 79
    The mouse and the motorcycle / Beverly Cleary 38 0.12% 80
    The wide-awake princess / E.D. Baker 38 0.12% 81
    Ella enchanted / Gail Carson Levine 38 0.12% 82
    Water keep / J. Scott Savage* 38 0.12% 83
    Little house in the big woods / Laura Ingalls Wilder 38 0.12% 84
    The vile village /  Lemony Snicket  38 0.12% 85
    Prince Caspian : the return to Narnia / C.S. Lewis  37 0.11% 86
    The fourth apprentice / Erin Hunter 37 0.11% 87
    The prophet of Yonwood /  Jeanne DuPrau 37 0.11% 88
    Among the hidden / Margaret Peterson Haddix 37 0.11% 89
    The Wrath of Mulgarath / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 37 0.11% 90
    The diamond of Darkhold / Jeanne DuPrau 36 0.11% 91
    The ersatz elevator /  Lemony Snicket  36 0.11% 92
    Rani in the Mermaid Lagoon /  36 0.11% 93
    Gregor and the Code of Claw / Suzanne Collins 36 0.11% 94
    The Ironwood tree / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 36 0.11% 95
    The Sable Quean / Brian Jacques  35 0.11% 96
    Fire star / Chris d’Lacey 35 0.11% 97
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    How to speak dragonese by Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III / Cressida Cowell 34 0.10% 100
    Charlotte’s web /  E. B. White. Pictures by Garth Williams 34 0.10% 101
    The grim grotto /  Lemony Snicket  34 0.10% 102
    The Everafter War / Michael Buckley  34 0.10% 103
    The Dark Hills divide / Patrick Carman 34 0.10% 104
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    Forest of secrets / Erin Hunter 33 0.10% 106
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    Chickens in the headlights ; a novel / Matthew Buckley* 33 0.10% 108
    In the realm of the Never Fairies / Monique Peterson 33 0.10% 109
    The Thief Lord / Cornelia Funke  32 0.10% 110
    The last wilderness / Erin Hunter 32 0.10% 111
    Charlie Bone and the invisible boy / Jenny Nimmo 32 0.10% 112
    Tunnels / Roderick Gordon, Brian Williams 32 0.10% 113
    Ramona the brave / Beverly Cleary 32 0.10% 114
    How to be a pirate by Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III / Cressida Cowell 31 0.10% 115
    Captain Underpants and the wrath of the wicked Wedgie Woman / Dave Pilky 31 0.10% 116
    Fire in the sky /  Erin Hunter 31 0.10% 117
    Charlie Bone and the castle of mirrors / Jenny Nimmo 31 0.10% 118
    Little house on the prairie /  Laura Ingalls Wilder  31 0.10% 119
    The slippery slope /  Lemony Snicket  31 0.10% 120
    The wyrm king / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 31 0.10% 121
    The fire within / Chris D’Lacey 30 0.09% 122
    Captain Underpants and the perilous plot of Professor Poopypants / Dave Pilky 30 0.09% 123
    Fire and ice / Erin Hunter 30 0.09% 124
    The princess test / Gail Carson Levine  30 0.09% 125
    A Giant Problem / Holly Black 30 0.09% 126
    Charlie Bone and the beast / Jenny Nimmo 30 0.09% 127
    Dealing with dragons /  Patricia C. Wrede 30 0.09% 128
    Over sea, under stone / Susan Cooper 30 0.09% 129
    How to twist a dragon’s tale / Cressida Cowell 29 0.09% 130
    The adventures of Captain Underpants : an epic novel /  Dav Pilky 29 0.09% 131
    Once upon a curse / E.D. Baker 29 0.09% 132
    Cats of the Clans /  Erin Hunter  29 0.09% 133
    The sight / Erin Hunter 29 0.09% 134
    Moonrise / Erin Hunter 29 0.09% 135
    Charlie Bone and the hidden king / Jenny Nimmo 29 0.09% 136
    The carnivorous carnival /  Lemony Snicket  29 0.09% 137
    The hostile hospital /  Lemony Snicket  29 0.09% 138
    Matilda / Roald Dahl  29 0.09% 139
    The frog princess / E.D. Baker 28 0.09% 140
    Long shadows / Erin Hunter 28 0.09% 141
    The darkest hour / Erin Hunter 28 0.09% 142
    Lanie /  Jane Kurtz  28 0.09% 143
    Wayside School gets a little stranger / Louis Sachar  28 0.09% 144
    Atherton : the house of power /  Patrick Carman 28 0.09% 145
    The dark is rising / Susan Cooper  28 0.09% 146
    Icefire / Chris D’Lacey 27 0.08% 147
    Sunset / Erin Hunter 27 0.08% 148
    Sunrise / Erin Hunter 27 0.08% 149
    Fawn and the mysterious trickster / Laura Driscoll 27 0.08% 150
    The unusual suspects / Michael Buckley  27 0.08% 151
    Charlie and the great glass elevator / Roald Dahl 27 0.08% 152
    The Twits / Roald Dahl  27 0.08% 153
    Ramona Quimby, age 8 / Beverly Cleary  26 0.08% 154
    Peter & the shadow thieves /  Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson 26 0.08% 155
    Peter & the secret of Rundoon /  Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson 26 0.08% 156
    Twilight / Erin Hunter 26 0.08% 157
    The quest begins / Erin Hunter 26 0.08% 158
    Dawn / Erin Hunter 26 0.08% 159
    Fairy Haven and the quest for the wand / Gail Carson Levine  26 0.08% 160
    For Biddle’s sake / Gail Carson Levine  26 0.08% 161
    Myka finds her way / Gail Herman 26 0.08% 162
    The Boxcar children / Gertrude Chandler Warner  26 0.08% 163
    Dear Dumb Diary #1: Let’s pretend this never happened / Jim Benton 26 0.08% 164
    Tales of a fourth grade nothing / Judy Blume 26 0.08% 165
    Rosetta’s daring day / Lisa Papademetriou 26 0.08% 166
    Among the enemy / Margaret Peterson Haddix 26 0.08% 167
    Beyond the Valley of Thorns / Patrick Carman 26 0.08% 168
    Dork diaries : tales from a not-so-fabulous life / Rachel Renee  26 0.08% 169
    Where the red fern grows / Wilson Rawls 26 0.08% 170
    Ramona and her father / Beverly Cleary  25 0.08% 171
    Captain Underpants and the big, bad battle of the Bionic Booger / Dave Pilky 25 0.08% 172
    Dragon kiss /  E.D. Baker 25 0.08% 173
    Code of the clans / Erin Hunter  25 0.08% 174
    The two princesses of Bamarre /  Gail Carson Levine 25 0.08% 175
    Silvermist and the ladybug curse / Gail Herman 25 0.08% 176
    Iridessa, lost at sea / Lisa Papademetriou 25 0.08% 177
    Sideways stories from Wayside School /  Louis Sachar  25 0.08% 178
    A long way from Chicago : a novel in stories / Richard Peck 25 0.08% 179
    Island of the giant Pokâemon / adapted by Tracey West 24 0.07% 180
    How to cheat a dragon’s curse / Cressida Cowell 24 0.07% 181
    Firestar’s quest / Erin Hunter 24 0.07% 182
    Fira and the full moon / Gail Herman 24 0.07% 183
    Savvy /  Ingrid Law 24 0.07% 184
    Vidia and the fairy crown / Laura Driscoll 24 0.07% 185
    Sent / Margaret Peterson Haddix 24 0.07% 186
    NERDS : National Espionage, Rescue, and Defense Society /  Michael Buckley 24 0.07% 187
    Beauty : a retelling of the story of Beauty & the beast /  Robin Mckinley 24 0.07% 188
    The popularity papers / Amy Ignatow 23 0.07% 189
    Ramona forever / Beverly Cleary  23 0.07% 190
    Dark fire / Chris d’Lacey 23 0.07% 191
    The salamander spell /  E.D. Baker 23 0.07% 192
    Outcast / Erin Hunter 23 0.07% 193
    Eclipse / Erin Hunter 23 0.07% 194
    The hound of Rowan / Henry H. Neff 23 0.07% 195
    Erec Rex : the dragon’s eye /  Kaza Kingsley  23 0.07% 196
    Beck beyond the sea / Kimberly Morris 23 0.07% 197
    Prilla and the butterfly lie / Kitty Richards 23 0.07% 198
    Utterly me, Clarice Bean / Lauren Child 23 0.07% 199
    Among the Barons / Margaret Peterson Haddix 23 0.07% 200
    Into the mist / Patrick Carman 23 0.07% 201
    This book is not good for you / Pseudonymous Bosch  23 0.07% 202
    George’s marvelous medicine / Roald Dahl  23 0.07% 203
    A hero’s guide to deadly dragons : the heroic misadventures of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III / Cressida Cowell 23 0.07% 204
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    My First Year as an Indie Author

    On November 24th last year, a little over 13 months ago, I released my first indie title—Servant: The Dark God Book 1. That release was the official rise from the sideways swamp crash I had with Tor Books.

    BTW, sideways swamp crashes in publishing, which can be caused by all sorts of reasons, are not uncommon. Most writers will take a hit or three in their career. That’s just part of the writing business. The question is what happens after the swamp crash?

    In my case, I got to work. And, boy, was it a lot of work.

    The results have been positive. It was not a phoenixian rise from ashes to glory; it was more like a damp crew patching the ship in the jungle with whatever they had at hand and then launching with nothing but a few birds making any noise. We are by no means past the many perils and obstacles on the path–right now a solid hit from just about anything could knock us out of the sky.

    But we are airborne.

    We are flying.

    And by that I mean the business is delighting readers and generating income.

    I’ll probably hit close to 23,000 paid sales since that launch. The large majority of them were for Bad Penny. To give you some perspective, a single title will make the official Publishers Weekly bestsellers lists (of traditionally published authors) hardback and paperback categories when the title has sold around 100,000 copies in the year. The top dogs report sales of a few million.

    It’s clear the John D. Brown crew has got a ways to go.

    But we don’t have to reach that lofty level to be viable. It would be awesome. At the same time, it’s helpful to be realistic. There are somewhere between 300-400 titles on the adult hardback and paperback list combined. The same on the children’s lists. So I estimate there are around 700 traditionally published books, fiction and non-fiction, that sell at those bestseller levels. That’s out of the millions of trade titles available on Amazon.

    The good news is that the majority of writers making a living don’t appear there. The fact is that you don’t have to sell 100,000+ copies of a single title in a year to make a living. In the indie world, you can do just fine with what Russell Blake calls base hits and doubles.

    So are we making a living?

    Those sales have generated enough net profit to purchase us a nice used vehicle and a few other things. Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick (as my neighbor Mike Carr used to say), but making $10-20k can’t replace the day job. Not even close. Still, it’s a beginning.

    Will our crew make it?

    Can they survive the ferocious flying monkeys?

    Stay tuned.

    In the meantime, I want to summarize a few things I’ve learned about indie publishing and give a few shout-outs.

    First, I want to thank all the readers who decided to give one of my books a shot. From the reviews and sales, it appears the majority found just what they were looking for (and there was much rejoicing).

    Second, a big thanks goes to Larry Correia. Not only is he generous and enthusiastic, but his audience is as well. The Monster Hunter Nation made a definite difference for me this year.

    I want to thank LL Muir and Diane Darcy, two romance writers who have been incredibly generous in sharing their indie insights and support.

    Devon Dorrity and Dixon Leavitt spent hours, HOURS, of their time helping me with covers. I can’t thank them enough.

    I also need to thank the Codex Writers. There’s a small group of us indies there, and they’ve all be very helpful in sharing insights about what’s worked for them and what hasn’t.

    I’ve found other resources helpful as well. The Passive Voice kept me current on the industry. Russell Blake’s blogs gave me a clear-eyed opinion of what it takes to succeed. The Calibre ebook editor has saved me many times. And Anne-Marie Concepcion’s online course on using InDesign to publish ebooks was a very good introduction, as were Dean Wesley Smith’s online courses on interior and cover formatting.  I list other resources I found useful in my Resources for Indie Writers post.

    Okay, so what have I learned?

    1. Nothing happens without visibility

    This is retail. If your product is not somewhere that people can see it, they won’t buy it.

    I was in Wal-Mart the other day. My sister calls it the Evil Empire, but she’s a Tarzjay snob. I myself am a value shopper. I want what I want, and I want to pay as little for it as possible. At the same time, I’m not going to go out of my way to get it because searching around costs time and money. So if I’m looking for something in Wal-Mart and I don’t see it on the shelves, guess what? I buy something similar that will do the job.

    Wal-Mart used to stock Marzetti’s Ranch Dip. The best vegetable dip EVAR. But then sometime this year, they stopped stocking it.

    Why?! Why do they stop stocking stuff the moment I find it?!

    (Hey, maybe that’s why they’re the Evil Empire . . .)

    I mourned for a few seconds. And then I purchased the Lighthouse dip. It’s good. If they put Marzetti’s back on the shelves, I’ll switch back immediately. But the point is that if it’s not in front of my eyeballs when I go shopping, I ain’t gonna buy it.

    And I’m finding retail is the same with ebooks as it is with everything else. You can have the best product in the world, but you aren’t going anywhere with it until you are visible to your buyers.

    2. There are a couple of ways that I was able to make my stuff visible

    The way to make my stuff visible was not by publishing on Amazon, Nook, and the rest.

    Publishing means nothing.

    Think about it. There are, right now, 3,079,561 books in the Kindle bookstore.

    Yes, three million!

    If those were physical books, and we lined them up spine-out like we do on a bookshelf, and we assumed the spines average about an inch in width, they would make a line 48.6 miles long.

    For us Utahans, that’s a line of books that stretches from the Mormon temple in downtown Salt Lake City, past Provo, and ends in Springville! (Look up your own local distances to get an idea.)

    That’s the kind of visibility you get by publishing your book, which is nada.

    So if getting it in the store that’s 50 miles long didn’t help, what did?

    Getting on a bestseller list.

    I sold thousands of copies of Bad Penny on Nook when I was on the Nook’s top 100 list. I rose to #3, in the entire Nook store, then hung out around #50 for about a month. And when that burst of sales that made me #3 fell out of the algorithm (30 days later), I fell off the list. My sales dropped like a stone. Not to nothing. But they were a fraction of what they had been.

    How did I get that #3 slot to begin with? The same way I rose to #30 for a few hours in the Kindle store, then slowly dropped to the 1,200s for a few days. I got it by placing an ad with the king of book advertising services, aka BookBub.

    How did I get onto BookBub? Here’s their requirements and tips. Please note that the reviews of Bad Penny were part of what made the book appealing to BookBub.

    How did I get reviews? By using other ad services to make my book visible and getting mentions on blogs like Larry Correia’s and a few others. And by following recommendations in the book Let’s Get Visible and Your First 1,000 Copies and the suggestions of others who are selling well. And that’s a key thing too–looking to see what folks who are selling well are doing, not those who aren’t.

    Of course, readers also liked the books enough create word of mouth. And I can track some of my sales spikes to specific posts or people. The ultimate goal is to have so much word of mouth that everyone’s talking about you. But until that time, I ain’t going to rely on word of mouth alone.

    Why not?

    Because I’d like to increase my odds of success. I’d like to accelerate them. And thinking that word of mouth alone is going to do that flies in the face of everything I’ve learned about retail. Read what I had to say about books and lemonade and tending your garden for more. Consistent efforts with methods that actually have some track record of success seem to have helped a great deal.

    BTW, Bad Penny is currently in the top 10 of three of Amazon’s thriller lists. I guaran-dang-tee you that being on those lists is a big factor in me selling somewhere around 60 copies a day. I saw that with Nook. Being visible starts a virtuous cycle–more people give you a try; if they like the book, they spread the word, which leads to more sales, which keeps you visible, which prompts more new readers to give you a try. Yeah, you’ve got to be good. But you’ve got to be visible first.

    3. In most cases, books in a specific genre are substitutes

    When readers purchase a book, they are looking for a certain type of experience. And my book’s experience isn’t so singular that readers can’t get something roughly similar from another book.

    I love Lee Child. But Robert Crais provides an experience that’s basically inside the same ballpark. So does Nelson Demille and a whole host of others, including me.

    If Lee Child stops writing or slows down his production to one book every four years, I’m not going to stop reading thrillers. There are plenty of other authors that give me the general adrenaline, surprise, action experience I’m looking for. I’ll be sad, but there are a lot of good authors out there. And I’m sure a few will become my new Lee Child.

    Of course, we aren’t all exactly the same. I provide a noticeably different tale than Lee Child does even though we’re in the same Lone-Ranger-vigilante-justice action genre. And so, if I produce the best tale I can, I will find some readers will come to prefer me to Child because I line up more with their tastes than he does.

    In addition to continue to work on visibility and craft, this means I’ve got to up my production. I’m going to try for 2.5 brand new books in 2015. That’s nothing for some folks. But that’s a good stretch goal for me.

    4. There is no one sure-fire way to success

    Even though visibility and studying your craft helps, nobody I know who is doing well has a replicable step-by-step program that guarantees success. There are some activities that seem to make the odds better, but there is no guarantee.

    For example, from what I wrote above about BookBub, you’d think that’s the brass ring. Nope. I know other authors who have run promos with them and didn’t have near the success Bad Penny did.

    Russell Blake’s advice on this seems to square best with my experience. See the links to his blogs here to see what I’m talking about.

    5. Figuring out how to make a living with this has a lot in common with Lean Startup principles

    The basic concept behind lean startup is that when you’re in a market without a lot of info on what works, the company that wins is the one that learns what works the fastest. And you do that by conducting experiments.

    You experiment to see if you’re offering any value to the intended audience. You experiment to see if you’re promo methods are actually feeding your engine of growth. You experiment to see if your audience really is big enough.

    The experimental approach taught in the lean startup stuff has freed me from a lot of anxiety. Success or failure is not about me personally. It’s about my techniques. It’s about my craft and business skills. It’s about me learning how to learn quicker.

    I’m approaching my thriller and epic fantasy properties as experiments. I’m approaching various visibility methods as experiments. My current state of craft is an experiment. If what I’m doing with my current properties doesn’t work, I can pivot and experiment with something new.

    The question is whether I can learn what works–to find an opportunity to add value and provide that value–before I run out of runway.

    If you’re interested in these ideas, let me recommend The Lean Startup by Eric Ries, which explains the general principles, and Running Lean: Iterate From Plan A to a Plan That Works by Ash Mayura, which shows you how to start to implement them. These two books have changed how I approach the writing business.

    Bottom Line

    The bottom line is that I love developing stories and sharing them with readers.

    I knew this already, of course. But having the ship up and flying again made it hit home in a big way. I enjoy the process of developing a story. I love the research, the story generation, the surprises that come along the way. And I love the emails I get and the discussions I have with readers who have read my books and enjoyed the heck out of them.

    So that’s the big summary.

    Year two stands before us. Let’s hope John D. Brown and company can learn and produce at higher levels than we ever have before.

    Have a wonderful 2015!

    Edit 1/14/2015: Here’s John Ellsworth, another indie author, with a similar tale. Although I’m jealous of his seven books in a year. I need to get cracking!

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