“Somewhere My Love” by Stephen Mark Rainey

The latest issue of Intergalactic Medicine Show just hit the net. Of course, I don’t have time to read. But how can I help myself when Mark Rainey’s “Somewhere My Love”  starts with this line: “She lived in our town’s one and only haunted house.”

What a hook!

And soon I found myself reading a wonderful story about a boy and a teacher, who happens to be a witch.

But the kind of witch Rainey writes about is not some gal with warts and a black hat. Nor is she some kind of Alice Hoffman Practical Magic type.

She’s a Rainey witch.

And this tale is about a boy caught in her class in school. I loved it. It evoked perfectly how some teachers affect us boys. I haven’t read any of the other stories in this issue yet. But I can still say the measley $2.50 subscription for issue 12 is worth it if only so you can read this one story. Besides, even if you don’t have time to read it, scroll down on the TOC and you’ll see you don’t have to–you can listen to Scott Card read the thing to you.

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  • Taggart’s and a Secret

    taggartsgrillMost of the time when you go to hole-in-the-wall restaurant, it’s a hole-in-the-wall.

    But sometimes you strike gold.

    And my youngest daughter and I struck big-time gold last week two miles east of Morgan, Utah, in the canyon between Morgan and Henefer off of exit 108. I’ve driven that stretch many times and never knew anything was off that exit. Literally, if you blink, you’ll think nothing is there.

    But if you do, you will miss out on Taggart’s Grill.

    It’s nestled in some trees up against the northern slope. The first thing that strikes you when you get out of the car is the delicious aroma. Then you notice the peacocks running about. And then you enter the diner and see a display case of tantalizing, large desserts such as cheesecake, carrot cake, and huge pink-frosted cookies.

    The diner itself has a wonderful airy feeling with a high ceiling and lots of windows that offer views of the grove and garden surrounding the diner. There are seats outside in an area with a small waterfall. But we sat inside with the walls of log-cabin wood and the stained glass panels hanging in the windows.

    They serve a variety of dishes from sandwiches and soups to pizza, burgers, and fancy plates of salmon or tenderloin. And while the views and setting is awesome, the food is where they really shine.

    The beef stew was thick and amazing. The battered fries perfect. The sandwiches were wrapped in thick and soft flat bread that was delicious. And speaking of bread, they asked if I wanted a roll with the stew. I said yes. They didn’t bring out a roll–they brought out a small loaf of what appeared to be freshly baked bread. We of course had to try one of the desserts and opted for the
    carrot cake. It was lovely with a hint of almond in the cream cheese frosting.

    The portions were huge and so we took enough home for another meal for three.

    We’re going back.

    I want to try one of their burgers, the halibut, and the BLT.

    If you like great food at a great price and are anywhere near Morgan, don’t blink at exit 108. Just pull off and enjoy an awesome meal.

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    Parents of Rich Middle School students, what if I told you that researchers have uncovered a secret activity that teens enjoy that has the side benefit of actually raising their grades in all of their classes.

    But that’s not all. This one secret thing will help them get better jobs years in the future.

    It will help them make more money.

    And they won’t even know that it’s doing this for them. They won’t care. Because they won’t be doing it for the grades or money. They’ll be doing it for the enjoyment it brings. They’ll be doing it just because they like to do it.

    One little surprising thing.

    And it’s backed up by lots and lots of research.

    Do you want to know what this activity is?

    Do you want to open up opportunities for your child?

    If you do, come to the meeting Mrs. Brown is having at 7:00 p.m. on Wednesday, October 12 at the Rich Middle School.

    We will reveal all there.

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  • Top 200 Juvenile Novels of 2010

    Two weeks ago I published the top 200 novels and authors of YA fiction. As I stated then, looking at bestselling novels only gives one view into what readers are enjoying. Looking at library circulation gives another view that complements sales. These rankings are based on the circulation (number of times the book was checked out) at the Logan Utah Libarary which serves a community of over 100,000 residents. 

    This week I present to you the top 200 Juvenile (these are mostly middle grade) novels of 2010. These are from the 5,377 different titles that were checked out. I can’t claim these lists show what’s most popular nationally. I’m confident the libraries in each region of the nation will have lists that vary a little or a lot from these. However, this does show what’s being read in this neck of the woods. Furthermore, all of these should be great reads for middle graders, teens, and adults.  

    As before, the list features a lot of authors who live in Utah or have ties to Utah. The number of titles are in ( ).

    • Obert Skye (8)
    • Brandon Mull (6)
    • James Dashner (3)
    • J. Scott Savage (2)
    • Matthew Buckley (1)

    I’m surprise at just how much these folks dominate this list. They’re rock stars! If I’ve missed anyone, let me know. For the previous lists, see these links:

    And now, the top 200 Juvenile Novels of 2010.

    The List

    Title Total % Rank
    Fablehaven book 5 : Keys to the Demon Prison / Brandon Mull* 319 0.98% 1
    Diary of a wimpy kid : dog days/  Jeff Kinney 261 0.80% 2
    Diary of a wimpy kid : Greg Heffley’s journal /  Jeff Kinney 239 0.74% 3
    Fablehaven / Brandon Mull* 236 0.73% 4
    Diary of a wimpy kid : Rodrick rules /  Jeff Kinney 235 0.72% 5
    Fablehaven Book 4 : Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary / Brandon Mull* 226 0.70% 6
    Diary of a wimpy kid : the last straw /  Jeff Kinney 217 0.67% 7
    Fablehaven Book 3 : Grip of the Shadow Plague / Brandon Mull* 215 0.66% 8
    Fablehaven Book 2 : Rise of the Evening Star / Brandon Mull*  152 0.47% 9
    The candy shop war / Brandon Mull* 139 0.43% 10
    Leven Thumps and the ruins of Alder / Obert Skye* 110 0.34% 11
    Leven Thumps and the gateway to Foo / Obert Skye* 110 0.34% 12
    Harry Potter and the sorcerer’s stone /  J.K. Rowling  90 0.28% 13
    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets /  J.K. Rowling  86 0.26% 14
    Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban /  J.K. Rowling 85 0.26% 15
    Fairest / Gail Carson Levine 78 0.24% 16
    Charlie Bone and the Red Knight / Jenny Nimmo 78 0.24% 17
    The journal of curious letters / James Dashner*  76 0.23% 18
    Pillage / Obert Skye* 74 0.23% 19
    Leven Thumps and the whispered secret / Obert Skye*  74 0.23% 20
    The hunt for dark infinity / James Dashner* 69 0.21% 21
    The Blade of Shattered Hope / James Dashner* 69 0.21% 22
    The 39 clues. Viper’s nest /  Peter Lerangis 68 0.21% 23
    The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe / C.S. Lewis  67 0.21% 24
    Diary of a wimpy kid : the ugly truth /  Jeff Kinney 67 0.21% 25
    The 39 clues. The maze of bones /  Rick Riordan 67 0.21% 26
    The bad beginning /  Lemony Snicket  66 0.20% 27
    The field guide / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 64 0.20% 28
    How to train your dragon by Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III / Cressida Cowell 62 0.19% 29
    The Society of Unrelenting Vigilance / Glenn Dakin  62 0.19% 30
    The tales of Beedle the Bard / J.K. Rowling 61 0.19% 31
    Dragon rider / Cornelia Funke 59 0.18% 32
    Midnight for Charlie Bone / Jenny Nimmo 59 0.18% 33
    Leven Thumps and the eyes of the Want / Obert Skye*  59 0.18% 34
    The 39 clues. One false note / Gordon Korman 58 0.18% 35
    The 39 clues. In too deep /  Jude Watson 58 0.18% 36
    Peter and the Sword of Mercy /  Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson  57 0.18% 37
    The 39 clues. The emperor’s code / Gordon Korman 56 0.17% 38
    The reptile room /  Lemony Snicket  55 0.17% 39
    The 39 clues. Storm warning / Linda Sue Park 55 0.17% 40
    Choke / Obert Skye* 55 0.17% 41
    Leven Thumps and the wrath of Ezra / Obert Skye* 54 0.17% 42
    The wide window /  Lemony Snicket  53 0.16% 43
    Gregor the Overlander / Suzanne Collins 53 0.16% 44
    The miserable mill /  Lemony Snicket  52 0.16% 45
    The 39 clues. The sword thief / Peter Lerangis 52 0.16% 46
    Peter & the Starcatchers /  Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson 51 0.16% 47
    The 39 clues. Beyond the grave / Jude Watson 51 0.16% 48
    The 39 clues. The black circle / Patrick Carman 51 0.16% 49
    Fantastic Mr. Fox / Roald Dahl  50 0.15% 50
    Into the wild / Erin Hunter 49 0.15% 51
    The city of Ember / Jeanne DuPrau 49 0.15% 52
    The seeing stone / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 49 0.15% 53
    The witches / Roald Dahl  48 0.15% 54
    The end /  Lemony Snicket  47 0.14% 55
    Charlie and the chocolate factory / Roald Dahl  46 0.14% 56
    Gregor and the prophecy of Bane / Suzanne Collins 46 0.14% 57
    Redwall / Brian Jacques  45 0.14% 58
    Land keep / J. Scott Savage* 45 0.14% 59
    Charlie Bone and the time twister / Jenny Nimmo 45 0.14% 60
    Professor Winsnicker’s book of proper etiquette for well-mannered sycophants / Obert Skye* 45 0.14% 61
    Found /  Sarah Prineas  45 0.14% 62
    The people of Sparks / Jeanne DuPrau 43 0.13% 63
    Beezus and Ramona / Beverly Cleary 42 0.13% 64
    The austere academy /  Lemony Snicket  42 0.13% 65
    39 clues. Into the gauntlet/  Margaret Peterson Haddix 42 0.13% 66
    Lucinda’s secret /  Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 42 0.13% 67
    Ramona’s world / Beverly Cleary  41 0.13% 68
    Midnight / Erin Hunter 41 0.13% 69
    Captain Underpants and the attack of the talking toilets / Dave Pilky 40 0.12% 70
    The penultimate peril /  Lemony Snicket  40 0.12% 71
    The nixie’s song / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 40 0.12% 72
    The magician’s nephew / C.S. Lewis  39 0.12% 73
    Fading echoes / Erin Hunter 39 0.12% 74
    Charlie Bone and the shadow / Jenny Nimmo 39 0.12% 75
    The capture /  Kathryn Lasky 39 0.12% 76
    The fairy-tale detectives / Michael Buckley 39 0.12% 77
    The inside story / Michael Buckley  39 0.12% 78
    Gregor and the curse of the warmbloods /  Suzanne Collins 39 0.12% 79
    The mouse and the motorcycle / Beverly Cleary 38 0.12% 80
    The wide-awake princess / E.D. Baker 38 0.12% 81
    Ella enchanted / Gail Carson Levine 38 0.12% 82
    Water keep / J. Scott Savage* 38 0.12% 83
    Little house in the big woods / Laura Ingalls Wilder 38 0.12% 84
    The vile village /  Lemony Snicket  38 0.12% 85
    Prince Caspian : the return to Narnia / C.S. Lewis  37 0.11% 86
    The fourth apprentice / Erin Hunter 37 0.11% 87
    The prophet of Yonwood /  Jeanne DuPrau 37 0.11% 88
    Among the hidden / Margaret Peterson Haddix 37 0.11% 89
    The Wrath of Mulgarath / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 37 0.11% 90
    The diamond of Darkhold / Jeanne DuPrau 36 0.11% 91
    The ersatz elevator /  Lemony Snicket  36 0.11% 92
    Rani in the Mermaid Lagoon /  36 0.11% 93
    Gregor and the Code of Claw / Suzanne Collins 36 0.11% 94
    The Ironwood tree / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 36 0.11% 95
    The Sable Quean / Brian Jacques  35 0.11% 96
    Fire star / Chris d’Lacey 35 0.11% 97
    Bluestar’s prophecy / Erin Hunter 35 0.11% 98
    Gregor and the marks of secret /  Suzanne Collins 35 0.11% 99
    How to speak dragonese by Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III / Cressida Cowell 34 0.10% 100
    Charlotte’s web /  E. B. White. Pictures by Garth Williams 34 0.10% 101
    The grim grotto /  Lemony Snicket  34 0.10% 102
    The Everafter War / Michael Buckley  34 0.10% 103
    The Dark Hills divide / Patrick Carman 34 0.10% 104
    Magic thief /  Sarah Prineas  34 0.10% 105
    Forest of secrets / Erin Hunter 33 0.10% 106
    Found / Margaret Peterson Haddix 33 0.10% 107
    Chickens in the headlights ; a novel / Matthew Buckley* 33 0.10% 108
    In the realm of the Never Fairies / Monique Peterson 33 0.10% 109
    The Thief Lord / Cornelia Funke  32 0.10% 110
    The last wilderness / Erin Hunter 32 0.10% 111
    Charlie Bone and the invisible boy / Jenny Nimmo 32 0.10% 112
    Tunnels / Roderick Gordon, Brian Williams 32 0.10% 113
    Ramona the brave / Beverly Cleary 32 0.10% 114
    How to be a pirate by Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III / Cressida Cowell 31 0.10% 115
    Captain Underpants and the wrath of the wicked Wedgie Woman / Dave Pilky 31 0.10% 116
    Fire in the sky /  Erin Hunter 31 0.10% 117
    Charlie Bone and the castle of mirrors / Jenny Nimmo 31 0.10% 118
    Little house on the prairie /  Laura Ingalls Wilder  31 0.10% 119
    The slippery slope /  Lemony Snicket  31 0.10% 120
    The wyrm king / Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black 31 0.10% 121
    The fire within / Chris D’Lacey 30 0.09% 122
    Captain Underpants and the perilous plot of Professor Poopypants / Dave Pilky 30 0.09% 123
    Fire and ice / Erin Hunter 30 0.09% 124
    The princess test / Gail Carson Levine  30 0.09% 125
    A Giant Problem / Holly Black 30 0.09% 126
    Charlie Bone and the beast / Jenny Nimmo 30 0.09% 127
    Dealing with dragons /  Patricia C. Wrede 30 0.09% 128
    Over sea, under stone / Susan Cooper 30 0.09% 129
    How to twist a dragon’s tale / Cressida Cowell 29 0.09% 130
    The adventures of Captain Underpants : an epic novel /  Dav Pilky 29 0.09% 131
    Once upon a curse / E.D. Baker 29 0.09% 132
    Cats of the Clans /  Erin Hunter  29 0.09% 133
    The sight / Erin Hunter 29 0.09% 134
    Moonrise / Erin Hunter 29 0.09% 135
    Charlie Bone and the hidden king / Jenny Nimmo 29 0.09% 136
    The carnivorous carnival /  Lemony Snicket  29 0.09% 137
    The hostile hospital /  Lemony Snicket  29 0.09% 138
    Matilda / Roald Dahl  29 0.09% 139
    The frog princess / E.D. Baker 28 0.09% 140
    Long shadows / Erin Hunter 28 0.09% 141
    The darkest hour / Erin Hunter 28 0.09% 142
    Lanie /  Jane Kurtz  28 0.09% 143
    Wayside School gets a little stranger / Louis Sachar  28 0.09% 144
    Atherton : the house of power /  Patrick Carman 28 0.09% 145
    The dark is rising / Susan Cooper  28 0.09% 146
    Icefire / Chris D’Lacey 27 0.08% 147
    Sunset / Erin Hunter 27 0.08% 148
    Sunrise / Erin Hunter 27 0.08% 149
    Fawn and the mysterious trickster / Laura Driscoll 27 0.08% 150
    The unusual suspects / Michael Buckley  27 0.08% 151
    Charlie and the great glass elevator / Roald Dahl 27 0.08% 152
    The Twits / Roald Dahl  27 0.08% 153
    Ramona Quimby, age 8 / Beverly Cleary  26 0.08% 154
    Peter & the shadow thieves /  Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson 26 0.08% 155
    Peter & the secret of Rundoon /  Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson 26 0.08% 156
    Twilight / Erin Hunter 26 0.08% 157
    The quest begins / Erin Hunter 26 0.08% 158
    Dawn / Erin Hunter 26 0.08% 159
    Fairy Haven and the quest for the wand / Gail Carson Levine  26 0.08% 160
    For Biddle’s sake / Gail Carson Levine  26 0.08% 161
    Myka finds her way / Gail Herman 26 0.08% 162
    The Boxcar children / Gertrude Chandler Warner  26 0.08% 163
    Dear Dumb Diary #1: Let’s pretend this never happened / Jim Benton 26 0.08% 164
    Tales of a fourth grade nothing / Judy Blume 26 0.08% 165
    Rosetta’s daring day / Lisa Papademetriou 26 0.08% 166
    Among the enemy / Margaret Peterson Haddix 26 0.08% 167
    Beyond the Valley of Thorns / Patrick Carman 26 0.08% 168
    Dork diaries : tales from a not-so-fabulous life / Rachel Renee  26 0.08% 169
    Where the red fern grows / Wilson Rawls 26 0.08% 170
    Ramona and her father / Beverly Cleary  25 0.08% 171
    Captain Underpants and the big, bad battle of the Bionic Booger / Dave Pilky 25 0.08% 172
    Dragon kiss /  E.D. Baker 25 0.08% 173
    Code of the clans / Erin Hunter  25 0.08% 174
    The two princesses of Bamarre /  Gail Carson Levine 25 0.08% 175
    Silvermist and the ladybug curse / Gail Herman 25 0.08% 176
    Iridessa, lost at sea / Lisa Papademetriou 25 0.08% 177
    Sideways stories from Wayside School /  Louis Sachar  25 0.08% 178
    A long way from Chicago : a novel in stories / Richard Peck 25 0.08% 179
    Island of the giant Pokâemon / adapted by Tracey West 24 0.07% 180
    How to cheat a dragon’s curse / Cressida Cowell 24 0.07% 181
    Firestar’s quest / Erin Hunter 24 0.07% 182
    Fira and the full moon / Gail Herman 24 0.07% 183
    Savvy /  Ingrid Law 24 0.07% 184
    Vidia and the fairy crown / Laura Driscoll 24 0.07% 185
    Sent / Margaret Peterson Haddix 24 0.07% 186
    NERDS : National Espionage, Rescue, and Defense Society /  Michael Buckley 24 0.07% 187
    Beauty : a retelling of the story of Beauty & the beast /  Robin Mckinley 24 0.07% 188
    The popularity papers / Amy Ignatow 23 0.07% 189
    Ramona forever / Beverly Cleary  23 0.07% 190
    Dark fire / Chris d’Lacey 23 0.07% 191
    The salamander spell /  E.D. Baker 23 0.07% 192
    Outcast / Erin Hunter 23 0.07% 193
    Eclipse / Erin Hunter 23 0.07% 194
    The hound of Rowan / Henry H. Neff 23 0.07% 195
    Erec Rex : the dragon’s eye /  Kaza Kingsley  23 0.07% 196
    Beck beyond the sea / Kimberly Morris 23 0.07% 197
    Prilla and the butterfly lie / Kitty Richards 23 0.07% 198
    Utterly me, Clarice Bean / Lauren Child 23 0.07% 199
    Among the Barons / Margaret Peterson Haddix 23 0.07% 200
    Into the mist / Patrick Carman 23 0.07% 201
    This book is not good for you / Pseudonymous Bosch  23 0.07% 202
    George’s marvelous medicine / Roald Dahl  23 0.07% 203
    A hero’s guide to deadly dragons : the heroic misadventures of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III / Cressida Cowell 23 0.07% 204
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  • Good Stuff! Saving Mr. Banks, Elementary, Captain Phillips, & Lone Survivor

    Saving Mr BanksOver the last two months I’ve been able to squeeze in a couple of hours to watch a few shows and some episodes of a TV series. I was plesantly surprised to have actually had a wonderfully good run. If you haven’t watched any of these, you’re in for some awesome entertainment.


    Saving Mr. Banks

    I didn’t think I’d like this movie. I enjoyed Mary Poppins as a child and enjoyed it again with my kids. But a movie on Disney getting the rights to make a movie? Boring. Except I was completely wrong. This is not a story about some woman selling the rights to her story. It’s about why she never wanted to sell the rights to Disney in the first place. It’s about her childhood and the real source of Mary Poppins. And to pull that off Saving Mr. Banks has to tell two stories: an often funny one about P.L. Travers who does not want to license her story and Disney’s final attempt to win her over, and a poignant one that reveals why Travers was so resistant. And it leaves the last twist, one that expands the meaning of the title in the viewer’s heart, to the very end. I loved this movie. I loved Hanks as the affable Disney and Thompson as the irascible Ms. Travers. Loved all of the other characters. If you enjoyed dramas like Miss Potter or The Blind Side, you’ll love this too.


    ElementaryElementary

    I thought: another Sherlock Holmes series? Puh-lease. Yes, the two films featuring Robert Downing Jr. and Jude Law and the BBC series with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman were superb. I loved both. But another Sherlock? Surely this is going to be some cheap attempt to capitalize on the success of the other two, something that is direct-to-DVD quality. Who is going to do it as well as Downing and Cumberbatch?

    Boy, was I wrong (yet again!)

    Elementary is delightful. Sherlock, played by the talented Johnny Lee Miller who made Eli Stone such a joy, is a modern day Brit living in New York. He’s in the final stages of drug rehab, living with a “sober companion.” The companion is Joan Watson, played by Lucy Lui. The Captain of the NYPD is one of Sherlock’s old friends an appeciates his skills and so brings him in as a consultant on various cases.

    So how could they do anything different? Yes, you have the quick powers of observation and intellectual acrobatics the other Sherlocks have. But the female Watson and the whole recovering addict angle takes the stories in a new direction. This Sherlock has a past that haunts him. And this Watson is maybe a bit quicker than the other two, as wonderful as they are.

    I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it, but there is room for three Sherlocks and Watsons. I can’t tell you which of the three pairs I enjoy more.

    Captain_Phillips_PosterCaptain Phillips

    As soon as the news stories about Somali pirates started breaking back in 2008 I knew it would lead to some thrillers. Heck, Abdul Hassan, “The One Who Never Sleeps” was one of the first zings I posted on this site. What I didn’t know was that the big thriller would be based on an actual story: the 2009 hijacking of the US-flagged MV Maersk Alabama, the first American cargo ship to be hijacked in two hundred years. Phillips is played by Tom Hanks, who always gives a great performance. But I also found the portrayal of the pirates interesting as well. As I did the many unexpected details of how these pirates operate and how the incident was brought to a close. If you like realistic thrillers, you’ll enjoy Captain Phillips.

    Lone Survivor

    I reviewed the book Lone Survior back in 2011. You can read my full report there, but the bottom line is that it was an awesome read. However, as with all awesome reads, you become a bit wary of the films based on those books. I’m happy to say the filmmakers did a great job on this one. They paid huge attention to detail because they wanted to honor the fallen soldiers by getting it right.

    Lone_Survivor_posterIn order to get it right, they brought Marcus Luttrel, the author, and a number of other SEALs onto the project as consultants. The SEALs put the actors through some basic training before they even began shooting. This was to not only help the actors get to the point where they handle their weapons and gear as someone seasoned might, but also so they could feel what is was to work as a team, an important part of being a SEAL. The SEALs stayed on to provide input as well during the shooting.

    But the details went beyond that. I have never seen a military film that felt as real to me, especially when it came to the characters. SEALs are warriors. But that doesn’t capture the variety they come in. And in the opening 25% of the movie we see sides to these men that many movies do not portray. It was so refreshing! In fact, without the groundwork laid in the beginning, this film wouldn’t have had near the impact it did. Yeah, the action is ACTION! It’s thrilling. You have never seen some of the shots the film portrays. But the action means nothing without the men.

    And this story is about the men.

    It’s about what it means to be one of those guys and gals who put their lives on the line for the rest of us. And if you want a special treat, when the film is over, you’ll watch all the extras.

    The f-word is used about five million times in this movie. I usually don’t like a lot of vulgarity in my entertainment. But I cut the folks some slack in this case because I felt the story was worth it. Besides, I didn’t consider it entertainment anyway, more documentary.

    If you are interested in what it’s like for Special Operations forces, if you want a story to help you see what so many are doing for the rest of us, I don’t know that it gets any better than this.

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  • Blindingly white and female!

    MaryLeonhardt_KeepingKidsReadingThe Guardian just published a report of a survey taken of 34 American book publishers and found that 79% of staff are white and 78% female. Or as The Guardian put it “blindingly white and female” as if it’s some kind of horror show.  The rest of the article bemoans the lack of diversity in publishing and our society in general and quotes the author of the study suggesting that these percentages should be monitored.

    Is anyone up in arms about appropriate diversity percentages in the NBA or NFL?

    Some might roll their eyes and ask me not to trot out that old chestnut. But it’s not a chestnut. It’s a point–nobody cares, me included. So why care about this? Many industries will be skewed toward one gender or race than another. As long as everyone has free opportunity to compete, who gives a flip?

    Maybe that still doesn’t satisfy. Okay, how about this. According to Humanites Indicators, approximately 70% of degrees in English language and literature in America are awarded to…women. And about 82% are awarded to Whites. I’m assuming these percentages are probably pretty good indicators for the gender and race of folks interested in working at publishing companies.

    If so, the survey results don’t reflect some white woman conspiracy at these publishing houses. They simply reflect the choices people make in college.

    By the way, did you know the United States is still 72% White and European. So it’s not surprising to see roughly that many Whites in these jobs. The numbers might be a little high, but minorities seem to be pursuing other degrees in greater numbers (compare the overall percentages here versus those with ELL degrees).

    This is not to say that we don’t want to welcome authors from all different background. We do. But if you want more men and more minorities, then maybe instead of monitoring publishers, you ought to start by seeing if you can attract more men and minorities to ELL degrees.

    Or even better yet, how about reaching out to more boys and minorities at an earlier age and helping them learn the delights of reading and writing? Maybe if they like it, more of them will go into it as a career.

    The best program I’ve seen for helping kids learn to love reading is the one Mary Leonhardt outlines in Keeping Kids Reading: How to Raise Avid Readers in the Video Age. It’s the culmination of the insights she gained over her thirty-five years teaching high school English and focusing on helping kids learn to LOVE reading. What an excellent book!

    Oh, and one other idea. It might be effective to maybe just skip publishers altogether and help folks go directly to readers as indie writers. Amazon’s algorithms are pretty much race- and gender-blind.

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    Animals in Translation by Temple Grandin + Interview

    I have read few books more interesting than Temple Grandin’s Animals in Translation: Using the Mysteries of Autism to Decode Animal Behavior.

    In it she describes her world of autism and how it helped her a perspective into animals unlike any other expert in the field. She can literally see what we block out. It’s part of what helped her make a huge impact on the meat packing industry.

    And it’s had an impact on her. When she was visiting her grandparents once in Arizona, she saw a squeeze chute in operation on a ranch. She saw the cattle calm, for the most part, in the chute. “Watching those cattle calm down,” she says, “I knew I needed a squeeze chute of my own.” So when she got back home she built a human-sized one with the help of her teacher. “I got through my teenage years thanks to my squeeze machine and my horses.”

    Grandin is not a vegetarian activitst (she eats meat herself) or a brutal slayer. She has taken the middle ground between the fantatics that want to prevent the consumption of all meat, on one hand, or totally disregard the life of animals on the other. She writes, she says, “because I wish animals could have more than just a low-stress life and a quick, painless death. I wish animals could have a good life, too, with something useful to do. I think we owe them that.”

    Temple has dozens and dozens of insights into animals, which she shares here. You’ll learn about rapist roosters and the problem of one-trait breeding, whether prediators find it “fun to kill a groundhog” (yes, she says, they do), whether animals have true cognition, and so many other things it’s impossible to list them here. I was fascinated on every page. If you have anything to do with animals, you’re going to LOVE this book.

    Get the book. Read it. In the meantime, watch a 27 minute interview of Temple by Doug Fabrizio on Utah NOW. I caught this on TV flipping through the channels and couldn’t look away. This is a fascinating interview of a fascinating woman.

    Source:Temple Grandin on Utah NOW

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    Diagnosing Quantum of Solace

    ***SPOILERS***

    Last night I went out with my wife and some friends to watch QUANTUM OF SOLACE. I was so excited. But when the movie ended, I was totally unsatisfied. There was no release. Nothing. It just ended.

    There was lots of great stuff in it. Love the character and style of this new bond. Loved CASINO ROYALE, but this just didn’t work for me. My diagnosis has two parts.

    MINOR ISSUE: clarity in story. The chase scenes were so choppy I couldn’t get a feel for what was going on so I could worry for Bond. All I did was get sick to my stomach. Part of the way through I told my wife I was going to write death threats to the freaking director. Who in the world thought that was a good idea? It doesn’t mimic battle etc. In battle you are HYPER alert and focused. Your world doesn’t turn into chaos.

    But it was more than the chase scenes. There were times when I did not know what was going on. Why was Bond going to his friend from movie 1, why was he watching that guy pick up a bag at the play, why was he going to the party, etc.?

    If he’d shared any of his plans, I could have gotten worried when antagonistic forces thwarted him. As it was, I was just watching him do stuff and only realizing at the end what the goal was.

    The basic principle of suspense is to let me know what they need to do and why they need to do it, then let me worry as I see the operation fall apart. Or let me know the danger and see them walking into it. But time and again they didn’t provider the viewer with the necessary information in this movie. 

    MAJOR ISSUE: ineffective story structure. I think for a film to build to a huge climax and release, the hero has to find himself in more and more desperate circumstances. His situation has to become darker and darker until we see no way out for him. By the end of act 2 his plans etc. should all be in shambles. He’s out of options.

    In this Bond I rarely felt he was in danger. Yes, there were some fight sequences which were tense, but he never ended up in worse shape afterwards. We got messages that he was being framed for murders, but I never really felt the screws tightening on him. So it never got darker and darker for him.

    His plans seemed to only be delayed, not destroyed. In Casino Royale, his car is wrecked and he’s taken captive and is going to die. He loses. In this one, nothing. Even when his plane is shot down going out to the desert, it’s just a delay. They walk to the bustop and are soon back on track.

    There might be another point about something being at stake. The water grab is a great idea, but we’re talking a 50 year plot. It’s not THAT urgent.

    A FIX?

    I think they could have done more by playing up the revenge/mystery of the last one. Yes, have the water grab, but make this personal to him. He’s searching for the answers to who was behind his lover’s death. Why not?

    Then get the villain, the US CIA, and the British hunting him down with real resources. He evaded everyone fairly easily in this one. He’s running FROM all these forces, barely one step ahead, until he gets caught by them. And it’s one of Green’s guys in the CIA or something like that who captures him. So he’s totally screwed. Then have the Black CIA officer do something to spring him. He’d probably have to die for it.

    I’m sure there are more and better options. But do something so that Bond is running for his life, FAILS, then pulls it out. Not chasing down the bad guys one by one with relative ease.

    Just one option. Thoughts?

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