Blather

  • A simple calculator for how much home you can afford

    It’s March. Spring is here in most places. And this is when the house hunting season starts to get rolling. I used to moonlight as a realtor. I started from nothing, ran my own little gig, and did very well. Then I got a book contract, and there was no way I could do three jobs. But I learned a lot.

    One of the things I learned is that home buyers very frequently have a very hard time staying within their budget.

    They set a number, start looking in their price range, then peek at the homes in a higher price range, and of course those homes look better. Why wouldn’t they? They’re more expensive! And, geez, they have such nice faucets and cool counters and a shower with five heads so you can wash your body from every imaginable angle, and suddenly many of my buyers would refuse to see cheaper homes. Because they just had to have the ultrawash shower.

    Or a dent in a wall that’s officially called an alcove.

    Or a super deluxe gas heater fireplace that runs on banana peelings and saves gerbils.

    Or whatever.

    It’s called house craze. It’s a temporary thing. It passes as soon as you get in the house and start making the payments.

    And then you wake up and realize you have a hot tub and you hate hot tubs! What in the world were you thinking?!

    Well, you had house craze.

    The unfortunate side effect of buying too much house is that the mortgage eats up so much of the take-home pay that it makes everything else exceedingly tight. Or impossible.

    You don’t have room to pay off debts. Don’t have room to invest much, or at all. Don’t have room to have fun vacations. Don’t have room for anything except the fricken-ricken, blankity-blank, #$%!* house!

    This condition is called being house poor.

    So house craze leads to being house poor.

    Which leads to second jobs and stress and often more debt. You may also end up in a roadside ditch. The situation below occurs with more than just with cable companies.

    The lender will tell you that you can lend up to 36% of your take-home pay!

    Your eyes go wide, and you being to think that maybe you can afford two ultrawash showers. But just slow down and think for a second–the lender is the one SELLING you the loan.

    Right…

    Don’t listen to the lenders.

    Listen to common sense.

    My advice is the same as Dave Ramsey’s:

    1. Don’t buy a house until you’re out of debt and have saved enough to pay 10% of the purchase price of the house.
    2. When you’re at that point, get a 15-year, fixed-rate mortgage with a monthly payment that’s no more than 25% of your take-home pay.

    So that’s my advice. You’re free to do with it what you wish. Just know that being house poor sucks.

    And all that to introduce the calculator which will tell you exactly how much home you can afford. It takes 10 seconds to fill in.

    Here it is: How much home can I afford?

    Download it and be happy.

  • You vote: excerpt or full text?

    Readers, for the last year or so I’ve set the blog to show a summary of each post which you then click into as shown below.

    For the years before that I just showed the full text like you see now.

    I personally engage more with full text displays because I read as I scroll, so even if I’m skipping, I do at least pick up the gist of the post.

    Do you have a preference? Does one view “feel easier” to you?

    Let me know.

  • Billenkoek

    netherlandsSo I lived for almost two years in the Netherlands and Belgium and learned the Dutch language, which is full of delights. Today’s delight is billenkoek.

    Now koek means cake. A koekje (small cake) is a cookie. Boterkoek is butter cake, this delicious sweet, to-die-for Dutch version of shortbread.

    So what does billen mean?

    Back in the day when I’d visit various Dutchies (the people, not political territories), they’d always ask if I was thirsty. And very frequently when I’d ask for water, someone would say, “Water? The frogs wash their billen in that.”

    Billen means bum as in behind, butt, buttocks. Bil is singular, one half of the full billen, if you will.

    So what do you think a billenkoek is?

    No, not that.

    It’s a spanking.

    “Honey, you’ll clean the dishes, or you’re going to get a little bum cake. What will it be?”

    Gotta love the Dutch.

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    Science Fiction and Fantasy beat Thrillers?!

    “More than 50% of all traditionally-published book sales of any format in the US now happen on Amazon.com.”

    That’s just amazing. But I found something even more amazing this week.

    Author Earnings released a report this week of their analysis of a million titles on Amazon. Data Guy, the tech guy behind the software gathering the information and crunching it, posted this graph in the comments.

    Do you see the amazing thing?

    AE-2016-06-genre-units

    Well of course you do, I gave it away in the title of the blog. Science fiction and fantasy sell MORE units than thrillers.

    More.

    What?!

    For, like, ever I thought SFF was a tiny portion of the market. Not so, my friends.

     

    Some may say, well, but this only represents Amazon. What about the channels traditional publishers sell through? Author Earnings explains a way to account for that in their report. Basically just double the size of the purple and red bars. If you do that I think thrillers might just edge SFF out. But it doesn’t dwarf it by any means.

    Furthermore, for an indie author, I don’t worry about those other channels because they’re not really a viable option for me. My world is selling online. And the online market for SFF is the SECOND BIGGEST MARKET after Queen Romance.

    Oh, BTW, next book in the queue is volume 1 of Lord of Bones. It’s going to start with something like this.

    The four men did not leave. Instead, they spread out just a bit in shallow semi-circle in front of Blaze.

    Four of them. One of him. There was definitely going to be blood.

    “You don’t want to do this,” Blaze said.

    The big one drew his sword and swung it a bit to loosen his shoulders.  “Oh, but we do. Because you’re not handing over the blackmeal. And we’re not leaving without it.”

    No, he was not going to hand that over. Couldn’t. Not if he valued the lives of his wife and boy.

    Two of the others drew their swords. The fourth brought his staff up and laid it on his shoulder in a two-handed grip.

    The big one would be the obvious target to take first. But Blaze knew that would be a mistake. The big one was there just to focus his attention. To fix Blaze in place. And then the silent one would slice him up the side.

    The man with the skinny face said, “Old man, the vultures will be picking your eyes out before lunch.”

    Blaze said, “Well, if you’re so determined, let’s not keep them waiting.” And then he rocked forward.

    I’ve not forgotten the Dark God series. I will finish it, but I need to get this smaller volume of Lord of Bones out.

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    I need your insight!

    R-moviesLast year I posted about a service I’m working on to get ratings on books for sex, violence, and language. I posted similar thought about YA books in “Since When Did Young Adult Become The Cure For Cancer?“.

    I’m back.

    I did lots of customer discovery last August in an effort to see if book ratings is a problem worth solving, i.e., are there lots of avid readers who would love content ratings and sign up? All my interviews were very positive, but I didn’t finish validating our ideas because I had to stop to get books out and because we discovered some things that made us change some of our assumptions. I started up again a few weeks ago, this time with a team.

    To continue the project, we need to interview 20-40 avid cleaner romance readers. Folks who probably read just such a book last month.

    Why?

    The biggest problem startups like this have is assuming they know what the customer values, being wrong, and building something nobody wants. So before we build anything, we need to first understand exactly what readers are doing today to solve this problem and where (and if) they are struggling. If we can validate the need, I think a lot of folks will be very happy having popular clean reads delivered to their email every week.

    If you know someone who fits the bill, please send this post to them. They can shoot me an email by clicking the contact link in the menu bar.

    If you fit the bill, please contact me.

    It would be incredibly helpful to me to hear about how you approach this and ask you a few questions. It won’t take more than 20 minutes, and there’s no need to prepare in advance.

    Hope you had a great 4th!