Top 200 YA Novels of 2010

USA Today just published their list of the top 100 bestsellers of 2010. Publishers Weekly  and other places will soon follow. But sales don’t always capture the full picture. Some books may be purchased once and read once. Others are passed around until they’re ragged. Furthermore, many books sell well over a number of years but don’t get the volume in any week or year to put them on the list. That’s why I like to also look at circulation numbers. And I just happen to have the YA circulation numbers for the Logan, Utah library (thank you Super Librarian Melanie), which serves the 115,000 folks of Cache County, 50,000 of which are in Logan itself. Not a bad population size to get an idea of what’s being read.

Of course, I know each area in the country will have a slightly (or hugely) different list, which makes sense because tastes differ from region to region (for example, I’m betting Chris Heimerdinger isn’t really big in, say, Alabama), but also because collections differ as well. For example, I was surprised Dan Wells didn’t show up with I Am Not A Serial Killer, but the Logan library doesn’t even have that book. So this method does have limitations. It would be nice to get a national breakdown. But until someone is able to cobble that together, this gives a good picture of what’s being read in this part of the world. Regardless of where you live, this should constitute a list of books that ought to be great reads for teens and adults.

In 2010, 3,574 YA titles were checked out a total of 33,156 times (by adults and youth–whoever has a card). Books in the collection but not checked out didn’t make the list, of course. Here are the top 200 books. The Total column shows how many times the book was checked out. % shows what percent of the total circulation that represents. Rank is rank. I was very happy to see quite a few Utah authors (or former Utahans) on this list. Congrats to the following (# titles in top 200):

  • Shannon Hale (6)
  • Jessica Day George (6)
  • Stephenie Meyer (5)
  • Brandon Sanderson (3)
  • Mette Ivie Harrison (3)
  • Aprilynne Pike (2)
  • Lisa Mangum (2)
  • Chris Heimerdinger (2)
  • Jack Weyland (1)
  • James Dashner (1)

BTW, here are the companion lists: Top 200 YA Authors of 2010 (showing total volume, not by book, but by author) and Top 200 YA Authors of 2010, Part 2 (showing the authors with the most readers per book)

The List

EDIT: 1/13/2011 11:42 AM. I just found out the first set of data I posted included more than checkouts: things like renewals, searches, bills, etc. So the numbers were wacked. This changed both the rankings and the numbers of books included by some of the authors. What you see now are the correct numbers for checkouts.

EDIT: 1/14/2011 3:31 PM. Okay, one more edit. Silly us–we left off books shelved in the “New Book” category. These numbers are checked, double-checked, and rock solid.

Title Total % Rank
The hunger games / Suzanne Collins 374 1.13% 1
Catching fire / Suzanne Collins 273 0.82% 2
Mockingjay / Suzanne Collins 241 0.73% 3
The lightning thief / Rick Riordan 197 0.59% 4
The last Olympian / Rick Riordan 194 0.59% 5
The short second life of Bree Tanner : an Eclipse novella / Stephenie Meyer 181 0.55% 6
Harry Potter and the deathly hallows / J. K. Rowling  160 0.48% 7
Forest born / Shannon Hale 155 0.47% 8
The red pyramid / Rick Riordan 143 0.43% 9
The sea of monsters / Rick Riordan 139 0.42% 10
Princess of glass / by Jessica Day George 113 0.34% 11
The Titan’s curse / Rick Riordan 110 0.33% 12
City of bones / Cassandra Clare 109 0.33% 13
The book thief / by Markus Zusak 108 0.33% 14
Brisingr / Christopher Paolini 101 0.30% 15
The battle of the Labyrinth / Rick Riordan 99 0.30% 16
Book of a thousand days / by Shannon Hale 96 0.29% 17
New moon / Stephenie Meyer 94 0.28% 18
Harry Potter and the half-blood prince / by J. K. Rowling 87 0.26% 19
Breaking dawn / Stephenie Meyer 87 0.26% 20
Tempted : a house of night novel / P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast 86 0.26% 21
Eclipse / by Stephenie Meyer 86 0.26% 22
Twilight / by Stephenie Meyer 81 0.24% 23
Night world / L. J. Smith 81 0.24% 24
River secrets / by Shannon Hale 79 0.24% 25
City of ashes / Cassandra Clare 79 0.24% 26
City of Glass / Cassandra Clare 78 0.24% 27
Princess Academy / Shannon Hale 76 0.23% 28
Uglies / Scott Westerfeld 69 0.21% 29
Chosen : a house of night novel / P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast 69 0.21% 30
Princess of the Midnight Ball / by Jessica Day George 68 0.21% 31
The hourglass door : a novel / by Lisa Mangum 65 0.20% 32
Pretties / Scott Westerfeld 63 0.19% 33
Shiver / Maggie Stiefvater 62 0.19% 34
The lost hero / Rick Riordan 62 0.19% 35
Witch & wizard / James Patterson and Gabrielle Charbonnet 61 0.18% 36
The dark Divine / Bree Despain 61 0.18% 37
Untamed : a house of night novel / P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast 59 0.18% 38
The golden spiral / Lisa Mangum 59 0.18% 39
Enna burning / Shannon Hale 59 0.18% 40
Fire / Kristin Cashore 58 0.17% 41
Erak’s ransom / John Flanagan 58 0.17% 42
Wings / Aprilynne Pike 57 0.17% 43
Spirit bound / Richelle Mead 57 0.17% 44
The siege of Macindaw / John Flanagan 57 0.17% 45
Blood promise : a Vampire Academy novel / Richelle Mead 57 0.17% 46
Syren / Angie Sage 56 0.17% 47
Betrayed : a house of night novel / P. C. Cast and Kristin Cast 56 0.17% 48
Specials / Scott Westerfield 54 0.16% 49
The golden compass / by Philip Pullman  54 0.16% 50
The awakening / Kelley Armstrong 54 0.16% 51
Marked : a house of night novel/ P. C. Cast and Kristin Cast 53 0.16% 52
Magyk / Angie Sage  53 0.16% 53
Fang : a Maximum Ride novel / James Patterson 53 0.16% 54
The burning bridge / John Flanagan 53 0.16% 55
The ruins of Gorlan / John Flanagan 52 0.16% 56
The goose girl / Shannon Hale 52 0.16% 57
The alchemyst : the secrets of the immortal Nicholas Flamel / Michael Scott 52 0.16% 58
The maze runner / James Dashner 51 0.15% 59
Inkdeath / Cornelia Funke  51 0.15% 60
Hush, hush / Becca Fitzpatrick 50 0.15% 61
The Looking Glass Wars / by Frank Beddor 49 0.15% 62
Burned : a house of night novel / P. C. Cast and Kristin Cast 49 0.15% 63
What I saw and how I lied / Judy Blundell 48 0.14% 64
Eragon / Christopher Paolini 48 0.14% 65
The merchant of death / by D.J. MacHale 47 0.14% 66
Graceling / Kristin Cashore 47 0.14% 67
The necromancer / Michael Scott 46 0.14% 68
Beauty sleep / Cameron Dokey 46 0.14% 69
Artemis Fowl / Eoin Colfer 46 0.14% 70
A great and terrible beauty / Libba Bray 45 0.14% 71
The demigod files / Rick Riordan  45 0.14% 72
The Van Alen legacy : a Blue Bloods novel / Melissa de la Cruz 44 0.13% 73
Spells / Aprilynne Pike 44 0.13% 74
The sorcerer of the north / John Flanagan 44 0.13% 75
The battle for Skandia / John Flanagan 44 0.13% 76
Artemis Fowl. The Atlantis complex / Eoin Colfer  44 0.13% 77
Theodore Boone : kid lawyer / John Grisham  43 0.13% 78
Evermore / Alyson Noèel 43 0.13% 79
Clockwork angel / Cassandra Clare 43 0.13% 80
Physik / Angie Sage  42 0.13% 81
Eldest / by Christopher Paolini 42 0.13% 82
Captivate / Carrie Jones 42 0.13% 83
Twice upon a Marigold / Jean Ferris 41 0.12% 84
The Shadow Project / by Herbie Brennan 41 0.12% 85
The reckoning / Kelley Armstrong 41 0.12% 86
The kings of Clonmel / John Flanagan 41 0.12% 87
Gone / by Lisa McMann 41 0.12% 88
Fallen / Lauren Kate 41 0.12% 89
Don’t judge a girl by her cover / Ally Carter 41 0.12% 90
Tennis shoes among the Nephites / Chris Heimerdinger 40 0.12% 91
The princess and the hound / Mette Ivie Harrison 40 0.12% 92
Heist society / Ally Carter 40 0.12% 93
Golden / Cameron Dokey 40 0.12% 94
Dragon spear / by Jessica Day George 40 0.12% 95
Dragon flight / Jessica Day George 40 0.12% 96
Queste / Angie Sage  39 0.12% 97
Need / Carrie Jones 39 0.12% 98
Messenger / Lois Lowry 39 0.12% 99
Bloodhound / Tamora Pierce 39 0.12% 100
Wild orchid : a retelling of “The ballad of Mulan” / by Cameron Dokey 38 0.11% 101
The chronicles of Vladimir Tod : eleventh grade burns / Heather Brewer 38 0.11% 102
Terrier / Tamora Pierce 38 0.11% 103
Revenge of the witch / Joseph Delaney 38 0.11% 104
Inkheart / Cornelia Funk 38 0.11% 105
Howl’s moving castle / Diana Wynne Jones 38 0.11% 106
The diamond secret / by Suzanne Weyn 38 0.11% 107
Darklight : a novel / Lesley Livingston 38 0.11% 108
Pretty little liars / Sara Shepard 37 0.11% 109
Just Ella / Margaret Peterson Haddix 37 0.11% 110
The icebound land  / John Flanagan 37 0.11% 111
Harry Potter and the goblet of fire / by J.K. Rowling 37 0.11% 112
Dreamhunter / Elizabeth Knox 37 0.11% 113
Destiny’s path / Frewin Jones 37 0.11% 114
Crocodile tears / Anthony Horowitz 37 0.11% 115
The body finder / by Kimberly Derting 37 0.11% 116
Violet eyes : a retelling of “The princess and the pea” / Debbie Viguie 36 0.11% 117
They never came back / Caroline B. Cooney 36 0.11% 118
The summoning / Kelley Armstrong 36 0.11% 119
The soldiers of Halla / D.J. MacHale 36 0.11% 120
Shadowland / Alyson Noèel 36 0.11% 121
The princess and the snowbird / Mette Ivie Harrison 36 0.11% 122
The magician / Michael Scott 36 0.11% 123
The luxe / Anna Godbersen 36 0.11% 124
Gathering blue / Lois Lowry 36 0.11% 125
Blue moon : the Immortals / Alyson Noèel 36 0.11% 126
Sun and moon, ice and snow / Jessica Day George 35 0.11% 127
The princess and the bear / Mette Ivie Harrison 35 0.11% 128
Once upon a Marigold / Jean Ferris 35 0.11% 129
The lost city of Faar / D.J. MacHale 35 0.11% 130
Lord Sunday / Garth Nix 35 0.11% 131
Linger / Maggie Stiefvater 35 0.11% 132
The Forest of Hands and Teeth / Carrie Ryan 35 0.11% 133
Extras / Scott Westerfeld 35 0.11% 134
Betraying season / Marissa Doyle 35 0.11% 135
Thirteen reasons why : a novel / by Jay Asher 34 0.10% 136
Squire / by Tamora Pierce 34 0.10% 137
Midnight pearls : a retelling of  “The little mermaid” / Debbie Viguie 34 0.10% 138
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix / by J.K. Rowling 34 0.10% 139
Ever / Gail Carson Levine 34 0.10% 140
The dead-tossed waves / Carrie Ryan 34 0.10% 141
Clash of the demons / by Joseph Delaney 34 0.10% 142
Cameron Meets Madison./ Jack Weyland 34 0.10% 143
Belle : a retelling of “Beauty and the beast” / by Cameron Dokey 34 0.10% 144
Before midnight : a retelling of “Cinderella” / by Cameron Dokey 34 0.10% 145
Beastly / Alex Flinn 34 0.10% 146
Artemis Fowl : the Arctic incident / Eoin Colfer 34 0.10% 147
The Amaranth enchantment / Julie Berry 34 0.10% 148
Alcatraz versus the Knights of Crystallia / by Brandon Sanderson 34 0.10% 149
Alanna the first adventure / by Tamora Pierce 34 0.10% 150
Splendor : a Luxe novel / Anna Godbersen 33 0.10% 151
Shadow kiss : a Vampire Academy novel/ by Richelle Mead 33 0.10% 152
Seeing Redd / by Frank Beddor 33 0.10% 153
Claim to fame / Margaret Peterson Haddix 33 0.10% 154
Beautiful creatures / by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl 33 0.10% 155
White cat / Holly Black 32 0.10% 156
The sweet far thing / Libba Bray 32 0.10% 157
Radiant shadows / Melissa Marr 32 0.10% 158
Incarceron / by Catherine Fisher 32 0.10% 159
Gadiantons and the silver sword / by Chris Heimerdinger 32 0.10% 160
Dragon slippers / Jessica Day George 32 0.10% 161
A coven of witches / by Joseph Delaney  32 0.10% 162
Being Nikki : an airhead novel / Meg Cabot 32 0.10% 163
Artemis Fowl. The time paradox / Eoin Colfer 32 0.10% 164
The woman who rides like a man / by Tamora Pierce 31 0.09% 165
Winter’s child / Cameron Dokey 31 0.09% 166
The sorceress / Michael Scott 31 0.09% 167
Rules of attraction / Simone Elkeles 31 0.09% 168
Radiant darkness / Emily Whitman 31 0.09% 169
Once a witch / by Carolyn MacCullough 31 0.09% 170
A kiss in time / Alex Flinn 31 0.09% 171
Heroes of the valley / Jonathan Stroud 31 0.09% 172
First test / Tamora Pierce 31 0.09% 173
The crimson thread : a retelling of “Rumpelstiltskin” / by Suzanne Weyn 31 0.09% 174
Blue bloods / Melissa de la Cruz 31 0.09% 175
Before i fall / Lauren Oliver 31 0.09% 176
Alcatraz versus the Scrivener’s Bones / by Brandon Sanderson 31 0.09% 177
The warrior heir / Cinda Williams Chima 30 0.09% 178
Vampire rising / Jason Henderson 30 0.09% 179
Rebel angels / Libba Bray 30 0.09% 180
Princess Ben / Catherine Murdock 30 0.09% 181
The never war / D.J. MacHale 30 0.09% 182
Max : a Maximum Ride novel / James Patterson 30 0.09% 183
In the hand of the goddess / by Tamora Pierce 30 0.09% 184
Flyte / Angie Sage 30 0.09% 185
Faerie wars / by Herbie Brennan 30 0.09% 186
Dreamquake : book two of the Dreamhunter duet / Elizabeth Knox 30 0.09% 187
Cross my heart and hope to spy / Ally Carter 30 0.09% 188
Cirque du freak : a living nightmare / by Darren Shan 30 0.09% 189
Birthmarked / Caragh M. O’Brien 30 0.09% 190
Artemis Fowl : the eternity code / Eoin Colfer 30 0.09% 191
Alcatraz  versus the evil Librarians / by Brandon Sanderson 30 0.09% 192
Wicked lovely / Melissa Marr 29 0.09% 193
Water song : a retelling of “The frog prince” / by Suzanne Weyn 29 0.09% 194
Wake / Lisa McMann 29 0.09% 195
Violet wings / Victoria Hanley 29 0.09% 196
Strange angels / Lili St. Crow 29 0.09% 197
Princess for hire / Lindsey Leavitt 29 0.09% 198
Maximum Ride : the final warning  / James Patterson 29 0.09% 199
Maximum Ride : school’s out– forever / by James Patterson 29 0.09% 200
Lament : the faerie queen’s deception / Maggie Stiefvater 29 0.09% 201
Lady knight / Tamora Pierce 29 0.09% 202
House of many ways / Diana Wynne Jones 29 0.09% 203
Going bovine / Libba Bray 29 0.09% 204
The enchanted quest / Frewin Jones 29 0.09% 205
The dragon heir  / Cinda Williams Chima 29 0.09% 206
Black water / D.J. MacHale 29 0.09% 207
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    A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin.
    They fitted with never a wrinkle. His boots were up to the thigh.
    And he rode with a jewelled twinkle,
    His pistol butts a-twinkle,
    His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky.

    Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard.
    He tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred.
    He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
    But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
    Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
    Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.

    And dark in the dark old inn-yard a stable-wicket creaked
    Where Tim the ostler listened. His face was white and peaked.
    His eyes were hollows of madness, his hair like mouldy hay,
    But he loved the landlord’s daughter,
    The landlord’s red-lipped daughter.
    Dumb as a dog he listened, and he heard the robber say—

    “One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I’m after a prize to-night,
    But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light;
    Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day,
    Then look for me by moonlight,
    Watch for me by moonlight,
    I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way.”

    He rose upright in the stirrups. He scarce could reach her hand,
    But she loosened her hair in the casement. His face burnt like a brand
    As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast;
    And he kissed its waves in the moonlight,
    (O, sweet black waves in the moonlight!)
    Then he tugged at his rein in the moonlight, and galloped away to the west.

    He did not come in the dawning. He did not come at noon;
    And out of the tawny sunset, before the rise of the moon,
    When the road was a gypsy’s ribbon, looping the purple moor,
    A red-coat troop came marching—
    Marching—marching—
    King George’s men came marching, up to the old inn-door.

    They said no word to the landlord. They drank his ale instead.
    But they gagged his daughter, and bound her, to the foot of her narrow bed.
    Two of them knelt at her casement, with muskets at their side!
    There was death at every window;
    And hell at one dark window;
    For Bess could see, through her casement, the road that he would ride.

    They had tied her up to attention, with many a sniggering jest.
    They had bound a musket beside her, with the muzzle beneath her breast!
    “Now, keep good watch!” and they kissed her. She heard the doomed man say—
    Look for me by moonlight;
    Watch for me by moonlight;
    I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way!

    She twisted her hands behind her; but all the knots held good!
    She writhed her hands till her fingers were wet with sweat or blood!
    They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like years
    Till, now, on the stroke of midnight,
    Cold, on the stroke of midnight,
    The tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers!

    The tip of one finger touched it. She strove no more for the rest.
    Up, she stood up to attention, with the muzzle beneath her breast.
    She would not risk their hearing; she would not strive again;
    For the road lay bare in the moonlight;
    Blank and bare in the moonlight;
    And the blood of her veins, in the moonlight, throbbed to her love’s refrain.

    Tlot-tlot; tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horsehoofs ringing clear;
    Tlot-tlot; tlot-tlot, in the distance? Were they deaf that they did not hear?
    Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill,
    The highwayman came riding—
    Riding—riding—
    The red coats looked to their priming! She stood up, straight and still.

    Tlot-tlot, in the frosty silence! Tlot-tlot, in the echoing night!
    Nearer he came and nearer. Her face was like a light.
    Her eyes grew wide for a moment; she drew one last deep breath,
    Then her finger moved in the moonlight,
    Her musket shattered the moonlight,
    Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him—with her death.

    He turned. He spurred to the west; he did not know who stood
    Bowed, with her head o’er the musket, drenched with her own blood!
    Not till the dawn he heard it, and his face grew grey to hear
    How Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
    The landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
    Had watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there.

    Back, he spurred like a madman, shouting a curse to the sky,
    With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high.
    Blood red were his spurs in the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat;
    When they shot him down on the highway,
    Down like a dog on the highway,
    And he lay in his blood on the highway, with a bunch of lace at his throat.

    . . .

    And still of a winter’s night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,
    When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
    When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
    A highwayman comes riding—
    Riding—riding—
    A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.

    Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard.
    He taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred.
    He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
    But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
    Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
    Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.

     

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  • Gun Runner submitted!

    Gun Runner, the action-packed, science fiction novel Larry Correia and I have been working on, has been delivered to Toni Weisskopf at Baen Books.

    It was a blast to write.

    This song was played, as was appropriate, in celebration.

    The seed came from Larry’s eleven-year-old son. When we sat down to develop an idea for a sci-fi con presentation a number of years ago, Larry asked: “Joe, what’s cool?”

    The answer: “Giant robots, bandits, and murderers.”

    We looked at each other and said, “That IS cool.”

    And thus was a story born.

    The current description Baen has goes like this.

    “Once, Jackson Rook was a war hero. Raised from boyhood to pilot an exosuit mech, he’d fought gallantly for the rebellion against the Collectivists. But that was a long time ago, on a world very far away.

    Now, Jackson Rook is a criminal, a smuggler on board the Multipurpose Supply Vehicle Tar Heel. His latest mission: steal a top-of-the-line mech called the Citadel and deliver it to the far-flung planet Swindle, a world so hostile even the air will kill you. The client: a man known only as the Warlord. Rook has been in the smuggling business long enough to know that it’s best to take the money and not ask questions. But Rook cannot stand by and watch as the Warlord runs roughshod over the citizens of Swindle, the way the Collectivists did on his homeworld. For all his mercenary ways, Rook is not a pirate. And deep within the smuggler, the heart of a warrior still beats.”

    The book should be available February, 2021.

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  • Brother Odd by Dean Koontz

    I eschewed Dean Koontz for many years because Dean Koontz was, in my mind, a horror writer. And I’d written horror off as a genre that was not to my taste when, in the early 1990’s, I read a story about a woman with metal teeth who lured men to her lonely house and bit off their penises.

    Yeah.

    Of course, a lot of people loved that book. But it was just one more in a line of such tales for me and I wasn’t in the metal teeth groove back then.

    So horror was out. But then one day I needed something for my walks and hiking sessions and I decided to try Koontz’s Odd Thomas because I HAD read his Watchers many years ago and enjoyed it. And the cover text on this one didn’t feel like something with rabid females in it. 

    I listened. And I fell in love with Odd Thomas.

    Just this year I listened to Odd Hours. It was good. Not as good as the first in the series, but good enough. Then I picked up Brother Odd, the third in the series, read by David Aaron Baker.

    Folks, it’s one of the best books I’ve read. Well, listened to. Koontz is a master of painting characters. I love how he does it. And he’s great with plot. And Odd Thomas, yes, is one of the most delightful characters I’ve come across. But in this book Koontz takes it all one step further. It’s a masterpiece.

    Odd has gone to a monastery, hoping to find some solace. Instead, he finds a horror stalking the monks and the children they care for. And I won’t reveal any more. It’s a story full of suspense, humor, dread, wonderful characters, and some theme.

    Don’t miss this book.

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5 Comments

  1. Interesting data. I also think it’s interesting what a large percentage of speculative fiction titles there is on the list.

  2. I think it’s interesting that Suzanne Collins holds 4.35% of the market share by herself, and Rick Riordan holds 4.49%. Together they’ve snagged almost 9%. I think this shows how certain books and authors can break out of typical genre readership (whatever their genre is) and pierce the public consciousness. These books become runaway hits, while almost everyone else hovers between 0.1% and 0.3%. Very interesting indeed.

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